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it also has to do with demographic and crime rates

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And yet the networks keep inviting them back to embarrass themselves all over again...

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Those techniques are called Fox, Breitbart, Newsmax...

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Well, in my case, it would be, "nothing, because he was stillborn."

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Rick Scott will stop start the fraud!FTFY

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Republicans' sales pitch is always to make the government as ineffective as they possibly can when they have power, so they can point at how ineffective it is.

This works when one adds the unspoken subtext- ineffective it is "against suppressing Black and Brown people"

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Rick Scott yammering about stopping fraud made my brain bounce around the room

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By the time Rick got to "Face the Nation", he started with a tap dance around Trump's mess, then tried to deflect to VP Harris saying racist shit (Meg wasn't having it) then flat-out lied when he claimed that he doesn't pay attention to MTG.

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So Threetoes will have to request it herself, I guess

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I feel like should just keep posting this picture all the time. Florida building and building inspection codes at work: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The one bit of silver lining to the thought of Herschel Walker being in the goddamn Senate is the thought of Mitch McConnell having to try to walk him through the legislative process, over and over.

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that photo.. damn, could he have looked more bored/irritated by having to respond to these questions...

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oh jesus... imagine the dents in the desks from all the headbanging these republicons are going to be doing... hilarious/terrifying/depressing all at once.

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yeahhhhhh, thinking that maybe Ukraine doesn't want to wait around 70 years to see what happens

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To dredge up a really old golf joke (I challenge all wonkers to name the source), Rick Scott always carries a 1-iron when he's gonna lie, because everyone knows NO ONE can hit a 1-iron. I'll show myself out, now. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and try the veal.

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I do find "fuck off" to be a variance in the delicate ballet that has heretofore been the hallmark of diplomatic relations.

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