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or The Birth of a Nation

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They thought they'd have it taken care of by this election, too, but the courts stayed their ID laws.

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Because blahs.

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So, they can sleep easy already then?

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At least some of us.

Maybe even some that are irredeemable scumbags; John Edwards, for example.

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And then the votes are counted.

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Begosh and Begorrah: Working with Lazy Drunken Papists"

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Fewer every day, proportionally. Of course, if the GOP gets its wish, and US immigration law is reformed to privilege highly educated immigrants, then the proportional shrinkage will happen even faster, given that pretty much everyone in the world is more informed than these jamooks.

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BFD. Those are as common as 20% at Bed, Bath and Beyond.

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And requiring a voter ID to attend was really kinda dumb.

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especially the one flying the Cayman Islands flag

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Damn that Fred Thompson and his reverse mortgage!!1!

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It could have been worse. It could have been booked at a Dennys.

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Maybe hiring The Onion to set their schedule wasn't such a great idea after all?

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better yet, Taco Cid

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I wish I did find it hard to believe that such a place might exist.

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