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Marshall: "...the 'deteriation' of his mental capacity..." called the kettle.

And since Marshall wants to be "proactive", maybe we should require presidents to submit their tax returns, but of course not for the Orange Gangsta.

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You forget the most important rule...the one Repubs live by:

IOKIYAR!

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Imagine--Marie could have been a regurgitator of company press releases instead of a Trumpette.

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I’m still pretty ticked off that the American media declined to air all the footage of The Orange Sphincter relying on his HoveRound to try to keep up with the other world leaders as they strolled around, to and from different conferences, during world leadership summits. I guess it would’ve been a bad look on the international stage, but still…

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Since ageism is the one form of discrimination that will ever affect me personally, it pisses me off especially hard. Fuck these useless pieces of shit.

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There actually IS a book on the market called "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump," written by a psychiatrist, with contributions from 27 mental health professionals.

I do think they should stay away from this subject.

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Wait, let's not have double-standards. I wanted Trump to submit to a cognitive test and I want him to be disqualified from future office onn the basis of that metric. However, I think Biden would pass such a test.

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We’re all watching [Biden], you know, shuffle, mince words.

He. Has. A. Stutter.

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The regular media is doing a pretty good job of "this side is saying A, this side is saying B, sounds like a real controversy..."

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I would suggest that Marshall learn how to use the google machine to look up public salaries before he tackles more complicated subjects.

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A syndrome known as "Straying the fuck out your lane." Roger Marshall would (and should) probably be seriously offended if non ObGYNs offered advice on how babies are born.

Of course, the typical Faux viewer thinks a doctor is a doctor and that ivermectin is gonna save his/her from Satan Gina's Covid as nuance and comprehension are not strengths of Faux News viewers or many members of GQP.

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Their collective IQs don't break 100. They really understand each other.

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I wish they WERE comic-book villains. Then we could send Deadpool after them.

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You know the joke:What do you call the person who finished dead last in med school? 'Doctor.'

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"Republicans want to regain the power so they can bully old men."

Since more than half of Fox news viewers are this particularly vulnerable demographic I have to admire the GOP's ability to walk on this extremely high wire while also juggling wedge issues.

Now please excuse me, I have to see a man about removing a certain safety net.

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The world already knew. The intent was to hide it from the MAGAts.

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