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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“pledge to protect aggressively the U.S. Constitution and hold those who overstep it accountable for their actions.”</i>

Then "Subcommittee on Impeaching that Darkie" would be a more accurate name change

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i> They are guns, repealing Obamacare, Stopping Ladies from Having Abortions, Securing Our Borders Against Brown People, and guns.</i>

You said "guns" twice.

chascates's avatar

Next Human Rights will be replaced by Corporate Rights.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

So this one particular Republican has come clean about his intent to dismantle every fair law he can get his claws on? If only we could get them all to be so open about it.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Can't they just change the name to the "Subcommittee on the Constitutional"? By changing the name to refer to taking a dump daily, it's probably more honest.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is going to be a long 2 years.