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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Fuck Joe Manchin and every one of those boot licking faux Dems, that is all

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...see that everyone! Republicans aren't racist

<strong>OIL:</strong> the one thing that is "black" that the Republican Party actually likes

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Why can't president Buchanan just get this done, like how she lowered gas below 2 dollars?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

On Capitol Hill, the love is spilling over like all that Albertan crude, sweet stickiness everywhere it touches.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Congress is definitely crude. Any word on when drilling rights to the GOP caucus will be auctioned off?

schmannity's avatar

Excuse my cynicism, but the Keystone XL would drastically cut into Warren Buffett's BNSF rail shipping revenues and Democratic contributions. In the lesser of two evils competition, I favor the guy who plans to give away his wealth unless the Kochs plan on giving it all to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I was thinking rusty pitchfork, myself...

PubOption's avatar

If the pipeline is built it will become a target for militant environmentalists and jihadis. I suggest that it should be guarded by the Keystone Kops.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

The Creepublicans aren't getting any s-m-r-ter, are they? Just keep fuckin' that chicken, Rs.

marxalot's avatar

We'll see who <i>doesn't</i> get invited to the soooper cool party they've got planned for when it passes. There's gonna be a DJ and a chocolate fountain and everything. And ponies. And an open bar. Oh, don't tell Annoying Orange about that last part.

marxalot's avatar

If gas gets any cheaper, I'm going to have to stop buying it! Or start buying cigarettes.

marxalot's avatar

But almost impossible to refine.

Capt.Jim's avatar

What the frack doesnt bode well for a relationship???Like the one they have had for the last 6 years or what I doubt Bamz will be taking a lubing for the ass sechs they want to lay upon the country with this shitty oril pipe so fuck off