Republicans formally took control of the United States Senate on Tuesday, free at last to indulge in their love of sweet, sweet, crude and its associated lobbyists -- a love that has been forbidden by their overly-strict totalitarian dad, Barack Obama, who made no secret that he did not approve. The GOP has been waiting eight long years, staring longingly out the window, so they've had plenty of time to think about the best way to approach this promising courtship. We thought they might keep their love under wraps the way they've been yammering on about bipartisan cooperation and compromise, leading us to think they'd start their new session with something Father Barry likes. Maybe
Excuse my cynicism, but the Keystone XL would drastically cut into Warren Buffett's BNSF rail shipping revenues and Democratic contributions. In the lesser of two evils competition, I favor the guy who plans to give away his wealth unless the Kochs plan on giving it all to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
We&#039;ll see who <i>doesn&#039;t</i> get invited to the soooper cool party they&#039;ve got planned for when it passes. There&#039;s gonna be a DJ and a chocolate fountain and everything. And ponies. And an open bar. Oh, don&#039;t tell Annoying Orange about that last part.
What the frack doesnt bode well for a relationship???Like the one they have had for the last 6 years or what I doubt Bamz will be taking a lubing for the ass sechs they want to lay upon the country with this shitty oril pipe so fuck off
Fuck Joe Manchin and every one of those boot licking faux Dems, that is all
...see that everyone! Republicans aren&#039;t racist
<strong>OIL:</strong> the one thing that is &quot;black&quot; that the Republican Party actually likes
Why can&#039;t president Buchanan just get this done, like how she lowered gas below 2 dollars?
On Capitol Hill, the love is spilling over like all that Albertan crude, sweet stickiness everywhere it touches.
Congress is definitely crude. Any word on when drilling rights to the GOP caucus will be auctioned off?
Excuse my cynicism, but the Keystone XL would drastically cut into Warren Buffett&#039;s BNSF rail shipping revenues and Democratic contributions. In the lesser of two evils competition, I favor the guy who plans to give away his wealth unless the Kochs plan on giving it all to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
I was thinking rusty pitchfork, myself...
If the pipeline is built it will become a target for militant environmentalists and jihadis. I suggest that it should be guarded by the Keystone Kops.
The Creepublicans aren&#039;t getting any s-m-r-ter, are they? Just keep fuckin&#039; that chicken, Rs.
We&#039;ll see who <i>doesn&#039;t</i> get invited to the soooper cool party they&#039;ve got planned for when it passes. There&#039;s gonna be a DJ and a chocolate fountain and everything. And ponies. And an open bar. Oh, don&#039;t tell Annoying Orange about that last part.
If gas gets any cheaper, I&#039;m going to have to stop buying it! Or start buying cigarettes.
But almost impossible to refine.
What the frack doesnt bode well for a relationship???Like the one they have had for the last 6 years or what I doubt Bamz will be taking a lubing for the ass sechs they want to lay upon the country with this shitty oril pipe so fuck off