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But he was thoroughly briefed beforehand.

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[obligatory] Can I store grain in my pyramid marketing scheme?

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His name is Ron JohnsonHe comes from WisconsinHe works in the derp mines there.

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I can believe it. She really does seem to have too much of a sense of humor about herself and her persona to be that dim.

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Like the police aren't already a private security force for the landed gentry and the uber rich.

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He MARRIED into his wife's family's manufacturing business.

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No on J&J. Ron married into his CEO job at a Wisconsin manufacturing company called PACUR.

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Rich white guys run this country.

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For Mr. Wells Eloi were upper class twits and Morlocks factory wage slaves. I don't think the modern Morlock will be forced underground, just kept sequestered in their own special areas.

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Does she still have a tattoo of a snake on her back?

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Rich white guys runruin this country.

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Derp lung is such an ugly death.

Beats being tossed back into a war zone where you are one of the weakest and most defenseless pieces on the board, though.

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Learned from their parents during the 70s bussing wars.

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Well, as the Eloi are utterly useless, can't the Morlocks just take over?

Not that I know this from the book--that might have been more nuanced.

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Actually the Morlocks were in control. They kept the Eloi as a food source. We never saw their culture but I'm sure it would be more interesting than the Eloi.

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Ron Johnson, we all know, is A Supreme Idiot. And I have been to "real" Honduras, doing medical aid work. The country may be "beautiful," but it's also, y'know, EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. And hazardous to your health....as well as your continued existence.

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