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I hope Trump testifies. Then it's all going to blow up in their faces.

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"UNLEGAL and UNCONSTITUTION"

This is why I love this place

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If you shut the barn door after the horses get out, the only way to get them back is to throw the barn door at them. Everyone knows that.

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"Throw the barn door at them" is stupid and I don't know what it means, but I kinda like it. I got a vivid mental picture of Paul Bunyan hurling a barn door like a Frisbee, and Babe the blue ox side-eying him like he's lost his goddamn mind.

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This is infuriating.

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And visualize that in his dumbass hick drawl.

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I’d like them to defend the Cop Killer charge.

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That would be...awesome. And then he won’t shut up, and he’ll talk over everyone, and he’ll yell stuff, and he’ll walk around trying to intimidate Senators, and he’ll take phone calls while testifying, and he’ll get crazier and crazier and....

He’ll spend the rest of the trial with his hands cuffed and a ball-gag in his mouth. Squirming and making panicked (but muffled) squeaks.

What’s not to like?

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Didn't I read that crazy dude did not get his organic food, no matter how many notes his momma signed? Crazy chick still going to Mexico, like they want her, though...

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It's closing the kitchen sink after the horse is already out.

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My understanding was that it was never approved, regardless of the number of articles saying it was. Said understanding beginning at least a week ago, so I reserve the right to be talking out my ass!

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"Do I look like a schnauser? I don't fetch, asshole."

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Perfection

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Today, I read that they transferred him to Virginia to a place that already has organic food...

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