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jqheywood's avatar

I'd rather he was smitten by Notorious RBG fire...

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

To be truly effective, the EO would <i>forbid</i> Cruz from punching himself in the face.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

If only domestic abusers had as strong a lobby as murderers, y'know... the NRA.

Capt.Jim's avatar

There really is no limit to their fucking stupidity and hypocrisies is there

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DAMN YOU TIME TRAVEL OBAMA!!

He totally must have hopped in his Time Masheen, went back in time, and changed the Constitution so now it says <i>Congress</i> writes the laws! FOILED AGAIN!!1

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Remember when the Republicans were all saying "Repeal <i>and Replace</i>?"

No, you don't. No, they never said "Replace." Nope. Just "Repeal." No, you are mistaken. Those aren't the words you are looking for. You are getting sleepy... sleepy...

SLEEP!

Are you asleep? No, you are asleep. And hypnotized. And they never said that, ever.

--The GOP

fuflans's avatar

and my own lazy disfunctional IL

fuflans's avatar

yesterday we enrolled a lady who makes less than 8K (as a home health care worker, obv). she is over 60 and that salary is a crime but that's not my point.

my point is that thanks to barack obama, my lady got a health care plan for $4/month with $0 deductible. she will be able to get a check up for the first time in her life.

she blessed us as she left our office only honestly, it was not us she should be blessing.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

If SCOTUS decides to sink Obamacare, can't we just expand the Death Panels to be our Plan B?

schmannity's avatar

The delicious double irony with frosting and a cherry is that if coverage is lost, it is in the reddest, wing-nuttiest states.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

5. Repeal Obama Care 6. Go to 5

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

That would be "injecting themselves into the news," which gawd smote Brian Williams for just the other day!

diogenez's avatar

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"