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Share some props with Tequila Mockingbird -- she came up with Juan two or three days ago.

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And, of course, just the right height in proportion.

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Could be worse... could be a <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=pzaQjS1JstY" target="_blank">twinkie</a>

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Chris Christie approves of that image.

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Ummm ... I hope you're a permanent resident.

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Holy crap. I finally gave in and had a look at what's behind this annoying Honey Boo Boo meme. It's <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=FJ1yfSM_htA&amp\;feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">fucking horrifying.</a> This crazy shit belongs in a goddamn John Waters cult flick.

All the therapists in the world won't be able to get this kid straightened out.

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I also note that Mitt's hair colorist missed a bit. Mitt now has a very unnatural-looking gray stripe along his collar line.

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Bets gone bad ... it happens. The potential payoff was huge enough to justify the risk. Remember, these are plutocrats for whom your lifetime earnings amount to a minor tax rate adjustment.

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No love for the Fox Terrier?

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Ooh. That's a tough one. That's going to take me a while.

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Took the Fox Terrier's derrière?

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is that before or after he strapped 'em to the roof?

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What a diva. I bet he wants white leather furniture in the quiet room.

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I take back what I said about Mittens being a selfish jerk. He just keeps giving and giving.

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you know a couple days back there was a mini wonkette war blog on amazon: leaving snarky comments on an amazon seller of that stupid bumper sticker.

it really is stupid and 'mormon' is really not the issue.

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