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This would be, of course, would be the perfect out.

While claiming to embrace the Great and Terrible Dumpty for the rube goobs, they can safely distance themselves from his horrible, no good, incompetent governance.

Because there has to a platform to run on. Launching the next GOP platform is what CPACis supposed to be about. As of now, there's just a shrinking and badly leaking raft, shared with some demonstrated cannibals.

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Conviction 🙂

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Getting on Biff's enemies list is literally the best accomplishment in Pat Toomey's entire political career.

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Which he’s literally forcing them to do. Or to flush their remaining shriveled, blackened, festering shards of soul right down the shitter.

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Is it that week again?

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Dear GOP: You broke it, you bought it.

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Bless her heart, Nikki is absolutely adorable when she acts like she has a shot in hell of getting the GQP nomination in this or any other timeline.

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Now that we have President Amtrak, it's ALWAYS that week.

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I'm lookin' at you, Sinema!

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Add " in prison" to that please.

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I feel like I'm some Qwhacko, because they keep moving the date back, and I am starting to feel mildly insane. Mueller, Impeachment 1, Election rigging, Violent Insurrection, Impeachment 2, and now Cyrus Vance is going to deliver?

The bad orange man is an out-and-out crook, probably a Russian agent, has caused the needless deaths of hundreds of thousands of people ...

.... but his taxes?

How ..... how are we so bad at this?

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Now you have turn around three times, spit and throw salt on the cat!

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I think it works out both ways, as in: if you are some mud-brained a-hole that doesn't want to share this great country that was built by immigrants, this is what and who you end up with.

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I got a slogan!

Join us!

We put the riot in patriotWe put the hatred in red hatWe show the traits of traitorsBring us lawyers, guns, and money, or bring us a pardon.

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She will have to figure out how taking down the confederate flag was someone else's fault though.

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Touché!

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