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Jared James's avatar

TRICK QUESTION I want SNAP to apply to all the babbies I genocide also, too.

Ikimizi's avatar

Be generous. Halloween candy may be that family's only food source for a while.

chascates's avatar

Didn't that Jeebus guy say something about feeding the hungry?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Okay Poors, here's the deal. Here are your options:

1. You can sit there, and quietly let your family starve to death because heartless Kochbuchets have been able to sell Austerity XTREME™ as the latest craze sweeping America. 2. You can vote out the GOP bastards in the next election cycle, and hopefully things will get better going forward (with votes) 3. You can start breaking shit now ("with votes")

I recommend collecting lots of Halloween candy, maybe you can blame it on sugar.

diogenez's avatar

Just in time for the holidays!

Scrooge: If they'd rather die, then they had better do it and decrease the surplus population. Good night, gentlemen.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Welfare is for corporations and job creators. Why should politicians care about poor people? Most of them don't vote, or can't get around the rules put in place to make it harder for the ones who do want to vote. Or contribute campaign money. Or hire lobbyists. Or have friends who are politicians.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...do Ramen Noodles come in Turkey and Stuffing flavors?

Painter of Goats's avatar

Ok, fine, now that I've derped a mile in their shoes can I have my foot bleach?

PubOption's avatar

Is Hooters trying some subliminal advertizing? First we had a boobies story, now a photo of chicken wings.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Is that chicken crusty from all the Repub's fucking it?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>nobody has yet come close to proving the US’s debt levels endanger economic growth</i>

In the wingnut world, wishing something was true makes it just real enough to be an actual fact.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Pretty convincing wingnut rant, but needs moar Bengazi!!!!!1! , CAPS LOCK, and misspellings

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Don't sugarcoat it CB!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This is bad news for king crab farmers.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Soylent Green is ... delicious!

Lot_49's avatar

Wingnut logic:

As a government contractor, I built my own business, got rich pretty quick, and retired early. Honestly, if an idiot like me can do it, what's the matter with these Poors?