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Fine. If DC can't be a state because there's not enough cows, we should combine North and South Dakota into one state because there aren't enough people.

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In the Electoral College (forever curse its name *Catholic sign of the cross motion*), if you combined Idaho, Wyoming, and Montana or North Dakota, South Dakota, and Nebraska, you'd only end up with about a Massachusetts. I've been to North Dakota. You see more prairie dogs than people.

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Lived in the DC environs decades ago. Arlington, a few minutes across the Potomac, technically, from the district. Just a few years there, but still miss it now and then.

It seemed weird then, seems weird and unjust now that someone can be a US citizen, whole deal, but just because they live on the other side of that line, suddenly they don't get a rep with an actual vote in the legislature. Democracy for some, not all, seems not much of a democracy at all.

I figure your founding fathers did a lot of weird shit, setting stuff up. Some of it had some wisdom. Some less. Some was probably mostly political horse trading. Some of it is more than a bit absurd to hang onto like some ritual centuries later. Like a homeowner refusing to replace the shingles, because they figure the originals must be somehow magical.

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Republicans should just argue that the Founding Fathers never envisioned 51 states. It’s what Scalia would say.

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The Senate is the problem.

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That’s the next step in the cult initiation process.

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So every state where there are more cows than people gets combined into one under these rules? Maybe cows can get a certain percentage of a vote themselves? (They’re less progressive on things climate change and they’re pretty bigoted towards chickens but they’re basically communist on wealth distribution)

https://www.lautnerfarms.co...

Is Rhode Island a state?

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Have mentioned occasionally, I semi seriously describe myself as a secessionist mostly bc I think there should be more states. Compared to the schemes I've considered, statehood for DC and PR is very modest. A pipe dream I've kicked around more recently is to partition the states that have more than 20 electoral votes.

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Must remember "lard and master"!

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