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They all got jokes. It's like those bloodless McClotsky's trying to joke about being told a thousand times they were holding their guns run at the RNC confessional. So funny!

Let's all blasè our way through acts of societal degradation. Shamelessness is the new orange.

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The first person I ever knew who drank Merlot also like McDonalds hamburgers plain and well done.

She apparently liked the tast of roofing materials.

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Ya get so you can hear it in their voice.

My old bartending mentor, a guy named Bill Wilson, taught me many tricks including this one:

Only alcoholics look into the glass when they are drinking.

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OT and out of the blue (one drink too many): If we all recorded our votes on our phones, what could we do with that? Would Trump hit the panic button and insist voters cast votes in the nude? More reliable than exit polls, I would think. Vote and send your vote over the ether. I'd gladly give up secrecy for durability.

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Ha-bitch-ual offender. Uber-Karen.

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But, she’s a pretty woman and she’s just being FIESTY, which will appeal to the American voter in 2020. Guns, resisting the po po (as long as you is white!) and looking perdy while serving up the sauciest wings in town is a lock for Congress. Everything is stupid now.

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This one? You're right, maybe she's her daughter.

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I keep her on speed dial, filed under 'RW Values'.

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*sigh* It would be nice if they supported their campaigns, in the first place, too. I hope we can wrest the DNC out of the hands of the jerk Perez and get someone marginally interested in increasing our presence in Congress and various state legislatures again.

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Just have her post regularly to her supporters when election day is. She won't get a vote.

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IOKIYAR

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I was sure I have seen her before but I could not figure out where. It finally hit me..And the wine stain adds a classy touch.

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Another republican all for law and order for those other people but for white republicans naw.

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If you hold it long enough it’ll be bland, beige and flat, just like us! Sterling

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When Justice, Liberty and Equality prevail, Law and Order will follow naturally.

Any attempt to achieve Law and Order through force, intimidation and punishment will only achieve control with no cooperation.

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I do know the one I was in didn't involve alcohol. It involved a crazy horse trying to destroy the horse trailer I was pulling. Still not sure how I survived that. Rolled 3 times on I-75 and ended up in a ditch.

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It's a lot for a white woman in CO, for sure.

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