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No, his wife was up all night baking.

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Well, fundie preacher, so there's that.

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And he's got the sweets the bait his pederastic traps

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i totally predicted this somewhere on the wonkettes but i am far too lazy on a friday to try to find it.

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What about a shot rapist?

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If Congress won't do anything about it even when THEY get shot. . . .

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On the upside, I hear Fox News pays better than hawking petit fours and lady fingers all day, so there's that.

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It was a reader comment on the local news site's story that someone linked to here last week. I don't have the time right now to find the link right now, but I quoted that last week. Edit: <a href="http://www.wdbj7.com/news/w..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wdbj7-radford-business-...">http://www.wdbj7.com/news/w...

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We built that and we're not going to pay for it either.

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You didn't <strike>build</strike> pay for that.

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(r)Money is flailing here. First there was the New Hampshire manufacturer who, it turned out, built a factory with government bonds and Federal government contracts.

Did they learn about due diligence?

Nope.

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Rebecca: "Cupcake-blocking" - I see what you did there. Nice!

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Hey McMurray: You didn't build that, your landlord did.

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Plumber? Check. Baker? Check. Rove: Where the fuck are we going to find a candlestick maker?

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The one time I was there, it was unimpressive (and hot!). So my girlfriend and I went up the street and went drinking instead. Who knew that McMurray had done the same thing in 2009?

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I think he'd crumble under the pressure.

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