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Jared James's avatar

Lesbian science? Like the Sapphic ingenuity that spliced Diana Krall and Lena Horne's DNA to create Jane Monheit?

I for one welcome our benevolent Lesbian overlords.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Thank you for your reply and I'm glad to see someone taking seriously the very real dangers of anal leakage. It's not just for Olestra any more.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Is there anyone left in rural and small town America who isn't batshit?"

Well, uhh, heh-heh... Geez, who turned up the thermostat in here?

*nervously looks around room for hole to jump into*

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SullivanSt's avatar

Too bugfuck crazy for Tennessee? Didn't even realize that was a thing! Well played, Stacey! Slow clap!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Stacey Campfield is <em>really</em> going to have to step up his game if he wants any shot at future-year shitmuffin awards. And you know he does.

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dslindc's avatar

As a gay atheist, I must be so full of demons that his head would literally explode if I ever met him in person.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

#NotAllVitters

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SullivanSt's avatar

<em>That we know of</em>

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I don't think my dog is gay, but I'm pretty sure she is at least bi-curious. Or so her leg-humping would suggest.

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SullivanSt's avatar

State lege. They do actually do shit. Fucked up shit mostly, like voter ID and TRAP laws.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The CDC hasn't even established guidelines about how to prevent the spread of gay butt pig demons!!

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I've often thought that most bad things in the world were caused by Gay demons, but I couldn't figure out how they spread. His concept of "demon leaking" is so stupidly simple that it's brilliant. Remember, these demons are Gay so obviously they enter the victim through the butt, weakening the sphincter of the possessed. Once possessed, the victim's butt becomes a kitty door of sorts, allowing the demon to move from anus to anus throughout the world. Oh and those poor innocent animals who are just being ravaged by leaky demons running up their little animal butts.

This is obviously a man that has put a lot of thought, study and perhaps experimentation into anal transportation. I don't think a man of this of this caliber could have been elected in a state that had not previously legalized recreational marijuana.

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