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Which is precisely why they're attempting to buy the government of the United States.

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I finally get it! The Repubs point fingers at Dems for voter fraud so we won't notice they're very busy committing election fraud! Oops, we did.

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Finally, some professional expertise that Republicans can believe in!

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"Yes, we like our little bitter jokes. But nahh --"

Yes, yes we do.

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I picture it sorta like caroling on Xmas eve, or trick or treat, or the Kudzu Fest, the running of the bulls-- a homey custom that people don't know why they participate in. They could publicise it, the Bladen County Biennial Vote Theft, with McCrae as Grand Marshall.

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Ayup. Other places got their Strawberry Fests or Frontier Days, That charming little pocket of NC should have its Biennial Bladen Blatant Vote Heist, with McRae Dowless work-released to be honored as the Grand Marshall of the Parade of Stolen Ballots!The tourist bucks will come rolling in, and can then be embezzled!

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I think he served time for attempting to get a life insurance policy on a co-worker who'd just died, backdating and forging the person's signature.

But yeah, he's a shitty little weasel.

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Some consider Methodists to be Baptists who can read.

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x infinity!

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Oh boy looky at the kitty video.....ahhhh.

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Leslie McRae hasn't aged well at all since playing Michele in "Girl in Gold Boots". Apparently her marriage into the Dowless family took its toll.

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Things, or thangs, or even thongs just don't smell right-- not so fresh, you know?-- when eeewwangelicals and Babdist preachers are involved.

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Rep. Nancy Pelosi has already noted that the Constitution provides the House and Senate are the ones who seat people in their respective bodies, and a complaint about the NC-9 House race (if this guy is allowed in) can cause the House to refuse to seat him.

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That’s the real juicy 19th century Congress stuff!

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This is why his love letter to the old WASP establishment is so insane. They hate you, Ross.

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Thongs should never smell fresh, that’s why they’re thongs—they’re designed to get all close and snuggly with the lovely bits.

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