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Mimihaha's avatar

Nikki, nothing you say will ever make them think of you as anything but 2 of the things they hate: brown and notmale.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

In the Trump Hotel lobby, doing WHAT with a magazine?!?

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SterWonk's avatar

Obligatory Coolio:

Power and the money, money and the powerMinute after minute, hour after hour

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

"Bless her heart, love her to death, but..."

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Holy cow that's bad!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

hey, I always wondered how to do that!

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deadjello's avatar

Yeah but if you stand around spouting nonsense in the Democratic party, and are a minority, people just ignore you and you don't have a chance in Hell in getting elected to that sweet, sweet, sinecure. Whereas in the GOP...?!!

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Let's not caste the first stone.

Firefly 2016! Re-engreaten Freedonia!

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mailman27's avatar

I keep waving all my arms, but you people just won't stop.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Almost choked. Well played!

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Iam Reading's avatar

How can a double minority support Trump? How does she square that with herself? Fuck

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Iam Reading's avatar

Yes, exactly!

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psychobroad's avatar

Yeah, fuck you Nikki Haley! And Paul Ryan, and any other Republican "denouncing" Trump while promising to vote for him. Shitheads all.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

She's going to be running for president in 2020, so she's trying to not act too crazy.

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

She's an idiot for thinking otherwise.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

In the adorable words of my Southern father, "she's slick as owl doody."

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