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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Governing a democratic political entity is really hard but it is even harder if you are stupid.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I wonder if they'll refer to Nuh-Uh vs. Yuh-huh, Didtoo, et al. (3rd App. 194)

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Dee Andee's avatar

That, my dear, was poetry. :)

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Dee Andee's avatar

I wonder which staffer got reamed for not telling LePage how to do his job this month.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Dodos? Gawd I wish they'd go extinct already.

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Dee Andee's avatar

Then smoke his butt. I heard gawd likes that.

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Dee Andee's avatar

You get to eat a lot of paste and sniff a lot of glue when your last name is LePage, apparently.

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NationalGalleryofClipArt's avatar

For maximum SEO: Maine elected a Reactionary LooneyTune to be governor -- you'll never guess what happened next.

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lurch394's avatar

"Huh. Huh. He thed 'thtiff.'"--Butthead

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lurch394's avatar

I think they get condoms, AKA douchebags.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Just when you think the Rebs have scraped the bottom of the barrel to get enough politicians, the bottom falls out and a new low becomes visible. I take it he didn't read the Maine State Employee Handbook like he was supposed to.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Dead men don't usually keep their cellphones charged, that's why.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

First surrounded, and then Concord.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

A Norse is a Norse, of course, of course.

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Kickable!

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

S'mosts?

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