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chicken thief's avatar

DAMMIT!!!! I gotta up my game!

~ Mike Pence

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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

That's what a low turnout race with a third party spoiler candidate will do.

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TrufflePig58's avatar

Can we have an annual award for governors to match the legislative shitmuffin of the year?

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Take a Ride on the Reading!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You've got to admire the GOP messaging machine- they've actually convinced millions of gullible Americans that higher wages are bad and tax cuts for the 1% are good

Of course, their 30 year war on education that has caused said Americans to be dumber than dirt probably didn't hurt...

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Alright, how about this...instead of just the legislative shitmuffin of the year why not an annual Wingnut of the Year award bestowed by the Academy of Dickhead Fuckfaces? The statue can be a dildo with a Ted Cruz smirk on its face....

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I believe they're closing because the state legalized pot, which, as everyone knows, has the side effect of depressing a person's appetite.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

To be fair, under capitalism, that's their job. Also the reason we need government regulations to force them to be decent human beings in the workplace.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Did Obama just come out in favor off breathing?

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artem1s's avatar

inflation too, I hear. It's totally the fault of minimum wage that everything costs more nowadays. If the poors had been satisfied with being poor we would all still be able to buy a brand new Pinto for $2,500.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Maine Gov. Paul LePage is working really hard to earn the title of Most Loathsome Governor in America, which is a difficult task in a nation containing Rick Scott, Bobby Jindal, Chris Christie, Sam Brownback, and so many other worthy candidates

Scott Walker libulz!

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beatbort's avatar

It's fitting that he has a perfectly round head. That way no smart thoughts are ever in danger of finding a place to land.

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beatbort's avatar

Just call the award a LePage.Editorial cartoonists in Maine must be having a field day with that mug.

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AncienReggie's avatar

"a dildo with a Ted Cruz smirk on its face"

But you repeat yourself.

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AncienReggie's avatar

Whatever works ... to keep wages low.

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Big Puppy's avatar

We are stuck with him for a few years because there is no way to recall him. He's an embarrassment.

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