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The thick bastards re-elected the guy and Brownback never tried to hide his agenda. It's so unbelievably stupid...

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Even the jerb creators don't want to live in a shithole. Maybe, after Brownback has the state reduced to something resembling Bangladesh, they'll build a T-shirt factory for the kids to work in.

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Has to nail the State House. And/or the Gubner's mansion.(God doesn't get very many prayers FOR tornadoes, so you might get bumped to the head of the line.)

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If the poorz don't like it, all they have to do is buy themselves some legislators. Learn to play by the rules, people!

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Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go. I owe my soul to the government store.

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Damn! I knew there was a downside to the end of the world...

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Are you allowed to crochet in front of the guillotines, or does it have to be knitting? Asking for a friend.

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Any farther and he could smell what the Koch's are having for breakfast.

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Who needs Hypnotoad when you can convince 'em that it's all the fault of blahs, gheys and wimmenz?

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