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Vienna Woods's avatar

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Vienna Woods's avatar

What, is it rusty?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Were they union?

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WA Bishop's avatar

Such is the shortcoming of GDP. If I burn down my house, that change is counted as a positive in GDP (as it provided work for fire fighters, insurance adjusters, demolition companies, building contractors, arson investigators, mental health therapists, etc.) If I just leave my house standing there, like a sucker, the economy is viewed as being at a standstill.

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fuflans's avatar

yeah!! i missed the cephalopods!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m beginning to think my engineering job sucks. Where can I get one these goobermint jobs?

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chascates's avatar

We already knew that government employees may not get the highest salaries but they rule when it comes to benefits.

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PubOption's avatar

That's a possibility. If the spooks in Benghazi failed to pay for their hookers and/or coke, the pimps or dealers could have attacked the compound.

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PubOption's avatar

They were known as 'crackberries', so it would be logical for the DEA to use them.

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