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The average American eats 33 lbs of cheese per year because some people eat an entire pizza every other day.

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I'm also sorry, but as a Portlander on the West Coast, I have to say both Chicago-style and New York-style pale in comparison to the wild wild west 'anything goes'-style pizza. If you can't get a Thai Chili sauce, Whole Wheat Crust pizza with Shitaki Mushrooms, Fried Squid, Coconut, Pineapple and Spam, than it might as well be a 99 cent Totino's.

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Tourists and the poor. It is almost 20 bucks for a decent single-topping pizza in NY, but you can get a Domino's Meat Lovers with extra cheese for 14 bucks.

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That would probably kill off the self-righteous Vegans, that's almost a bonus.

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Mescaline salad, where are you eating, the Terrence McKenna memorial cafeteria?

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I always have a pack of American Cheese and a few cans of Tomato soup on hand. It is like better than Prozac or a blowjob at cheering me up.

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Like Glenn Beck's tits?

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There are a few places around town (PDX) here you can get blue cheese on a pizza. With some roasted walnuts, caramelized onions and lamb kebab meat, I've considered rolling up a slice and trying to mate with it.

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My favorite local pizzeria is run by food sadists and they used to have a pizza with a sausage and mushroom stuffed crust with like 6 of their pork products including whole strips of bacon -- you can still order spam there, its actually good on the Hawaiian Five-OMG or whatever they call it.

BTW, It took 2 days to digest that porkly pizza when I ordered it and I distinctly remember the night of chest and arm pains because I was a non-exercising bastard back than.

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There's always free cheddar in the mouse trap baby, It's a deal, it's a deal.

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My friends Robert and Wendy have been married a long time. Back in the day, he had her name tattooed on his penis. You could see the full name during those "special times", but most of the time all you could see was "Wy". They went to Jamaica for their honeymoon not long after. After the flight, Robert was in the airport restroom and found himself standing next to a local. He couldn't help but look over and noticed the letters "Wy" on his neighbor's penis. Robert doesn't have well developed social skills so he blurted out, "Hey, is your wife's names Wendy too?". Puzzled, the other man glanced at Robert's penis and then his own. Laughing, he said, "No man...my tattoo says, 'Welcome to Jamaica...Enjoy your stay"

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It could still be short member - perhaps 10pt font - Comic Sans?

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I think you just gave me diabetes, you bastard!

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It's all a sop to the TP'ers and the powerful Scooter Lobby. Those asses ain't gonna fill themselves with fat.

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May I recommend reading the works "John McIntyre" -- the "Chaucer of Cheese". Google away, but be careful out there.

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I know, right. I am still new to this whole "wireless phone" thing you youngsters do so well.

Let's see... 1. open phone 2. where the fuck is the picture thing 3. damn, that's not it 4. where the hell is picture and video?! 5. There it is! 6. Photo subject is gone

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