Probably you thought the "prolonged joblessness" or the "taxes" or the "food shortages" or the "sale at the Wal-Mart" were going to finally be the flame to America's revolutionary lighter fluid, but WRONG.
I just saw a "Cadillac" Hoverround with a drink cup and a remote/candy bar/magazine/random shit carrier. A lot of the elderly will be mighty upset that they're stuck with the basic model, now.
No snark, but I just saw another ad on tv urging me to call my Democrat senator (no mention was made of our Republican senator) and ask her to stop the wasteful spending...with no mention of what the spending was the ad makers considered wasteful. I really want that ticket to Denmark now.
I know what you mean, I saw 2 parked at Churchs's chicken in ATL this week, and another pulling up. How about we buy them gm pod cars instead, better for jerbs!
"A report released last week by Medicare’s inspector general also showed that 61% of the motorized wheelchairs provided to Medicare recipients in the first half of 2007 went to people who didn’t qualify for them."
Please remind me - just who was President in mid-2007? Guess he had his mind on important stuff, instead of Medicare fraud and waste.
I can see it now. In the future history books will write of the Great Tea Party Scooter Revolt.
“The sheer weight of the thousands of Rascals and their occupants brought down the elitists government officials like a giant flabby flesh colored steam roller running over a box of fresh Crispy Cremes.”
But if you deny us our free motorized scooters, how will we be expected to navigate the Wal-Mart Superstore to stock up on balogna, white bread and baconnaise? We'll be forced to move our bodies in defiance of gravity.
Gotta save some of that for cakes we like.
I just saw a "Cadillac" Hoverround with a drink cup and a remote/candy bar/magazine/random shit carrier. A lot of the elderly will be mighty upset that they're stuck with the basic model, now.
The Pentagon could put a down payment on a steath bomber with that kind of money.
They're also handy if you need to sue the city or county for "injuries" on a regular basis.
No snark, but I just saw another ad on tv urging me to call my Democrat senator (no mention was made of our Republican senator) and ask her to stop the wasteful spending...with no mention of what the spending was the ad makers considered wasteful. I really want that ticket to Denmark now.
How long until that shiny-headed cock(in a bad way) is in jail? Fuck, he is annoying.
I know what you mean, I saw 2 parked at Churchs's chicken in ATL this week, and another pulling up. How about we buy them gm pod cars instead, better for jerbs!
Is baconnaise a thing? Because YUM!
"A report released last week by Medicare’s inspector general also showed that 61% of the motorized wheelchairs provided to Medicare recipients in the first half of 2007 went to people who didn’t qualify for them."
Please remind me - just who was President in mid-2007? Guess he had his mind on important stuff, instead of Medicare fraud and waste.
That seems to imply that government spending goes back into the economy and creates jobs...I'm so confused.
DC is a swamp still in some parts, if they go over the right patch of ground they might just get sucked into the earth.
Those Medicare fraudsters are job creators, dude.
I can see it now. In the future history books will write of the Great Tea Party Scooter Revolt.
“The sheer weight of the thousands of Rascals and their occupants brought down the elitists government officials like a giant flabby flesh colored steam roller running over a box of fresh Crispy Cremes.”
But if you deny us our free motorized scooters, how will we be expected to navigate the Wal-Mart Superstore to stock up on balogna, white bread and baconnaise? We'll be forced to move our bodies in defiance of gravity.
Walking causes deficits.
Funniest. Mental Image. EVER.