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TundraGrifter's avatar

Why doesn't that hilarious letter have a date?

Of course, why don't I have a date?

TundraGrifter's avatar

Superior Gold supports Fox News, Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity! <a href="http://www.gold101.com/blog..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.gold101.com/blog/index.php/despite-fra...">http://www.gold101.com/blog...

At least, they used to...

fuflans's avatar

if your parents had stolen a picasso painting they would likely be in jail. and if the same 'sins of the father' logic applied to common theft, you would be too.

fuflans's avatar

good lord that was a fantastic screed. i would like this for my ring-tone, my doorbell, my blog homepage and my username.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Passive fleeing is putting your Rascal in neutral and coasting downhill while the rent-a-cop tries to catch up.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

"Weimar inflation"? Are they offering gold Reichmarks or gold Ameros?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, ask the British Museum who owns the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Elgin_Marbles" target="_blank"> Elgin Marbles</a>. Works of art are a poor example for your purposes: absent considerable proof, they tend to stay with whomever has the better lawyers.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

California just wants to get some of their gold back to bury in the hills and then have an old fashioned Gold Rush to get the economy humming. I'm on the steamer to Panama as we speak! I'll make a fortune with these denim jeans.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I understand that Anonymous guy is quite a poet and aphorist, too.