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Not a transplant, a personality-ectomy.

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"Stuck with the very bad awful taste of Goyivanky Beanz in your craw? Try the Kraxberger! With loads of artisanal dirt and enough raw garlic to reduce even the most Jared-y vampire into a bag of orange jello: a pre-pro-post-biotic cure for the terrible four years of complicitidigestion you've been forced to witness, chew and spit out."

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Not to be that person, but as she is female and Jewish and as Daddy's cult (like Daddy himself, btw) is misogynistic and antisemitic as fuck: she never stands a chance.

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I don't think so.

It's a cult. You just can't replace a cult leader. The best you can do is to be a priest for it. It's rare for the children of cult leaders to completely take over from the parent. At best they become a representative for their parent - that's when they inherit any power at all. L. Ron Hubbard's children for instance, ended up either ostracized or prisoners in the cult.

I don't think any of Trump's children is smart enough to realize that. They expect things to be given to them because of their name, which just won't happen here.

This does not mean that no one can take over Trump's cult. It just probably won't be a Trump, but instead someone a lot more dangerous and cunning than his inept kids. If I were them I'd distance myself from this shit immediately.

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I mean, you're not wrong. The "Jews will not replace us" crowd just isn't going to vote for someone who is even nominally jewish to replace der fuhrer Trump.

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Vankie, sweetie, you will live to regret the time your daddy spent in the White House, because your life will never be the same again, and not in a good way. Even if you don't go to prison, you'll be shunned by all the best people. Forget getting a loan, too. You're a bad credit risk.

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One of my friends believes the 2024 Republican nominee will be Eva Peron Kimberly Guilfoyle. Whomever it is, it won't be Iskanka.

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The nominee? How far have they sunk? I think all of these clowns will be miserably irrelevant in four years.

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Can Kimmy Tinfoyle giver every voter a lapdance by 2024?

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It's cute, but I purchased three similar dresses from dress barn on sale for $29 each a few years back. So sad Dress Barn closed.

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I can think of several better fates, but the non-commenting rules prohibit my expression thereof.

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Boys stay goys.

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I'd really REALLY like to know the reasons she and Jarred couldn't get security clearances until daddy stepped in and forced it. It's a national security issue.

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This is not surprising, though I can't be sure, not giving a damn about them. I can make a guess how my Boston Brahmin grandmother (born a few years after Victoria died) would likely have reacted. She called the Rockefellers Nouveau Riche, and it was an insult. Her solidly middle class economic status not withstanding.

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Did yall read the Vanity Fair article about Ivanka, written by her schoolmate friend? https://www.vanityfair.com/...

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It's amazing to me that someone who can't even give a halfway credible speech thinks she can run for any office, let alone President. I mean - the woman can't speak in public without looking like a bad child performer.

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