Updated! TWICE!! Let us now consider the case of Michael Wolff, a mindless jerk who'll be first up against the wall when the revolution comes. While most ape descendants on this insignificant little blue-green world struggle to keep themselves fed and sheltered, Michael Wolff has written an essay for the UK edition of
Where was <a href="http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/snl-digital-short-andy-punches\/n12168\/" target="_blank">Andy Samberg</a> when the world needed him?
<blockquote>&ldquo;if someone takes me to, say, a grim little Japanese place for lunch, instead of a prestigious destination, I drop them.</blockquote>
What, not even a &quot;so long and thanks for all the fish&quot;?
Apropos of not much, but does our Wonkette have any control over the ads pushed by Taboola? I don&#039;t see an AdChoices icon in them, and am happy with the assumption that if I found out the 5 Things [I] Don&#039;t Know About China, I&#039;d soon be yearning for the good old times when I didn&#039;t know them. Also, the relentless stream of objectifying ads from in particular Rant Sports is kind of draining, the tail is definitely starting to WAG the dog.
&quot;Going to the right restaurants is at least as important as going to the right schools.&quot;
Because there&#039;s nothing quite like having &quot;Regular table at <i>Per Se</i> &quot; on one&#039;s resume. That has &quot;superb education&quot; written all over it.
Feline.
Bless his heart.
A <i>backpfeifengesicht</i>, say the Germans, who have a word for it (naturally.)
I was thinking Howie Mandel and Michael Symon, but yours works too.
Where was <a href="http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/saturday-night-live\/video\/snl-digital-short-andy-punches\/n12168\/" target="_blank">Andy Samberg</a> when the world needed him?
Christ, what an asshole.
When did Blofeld lose the monocle?
#1: Who the fuck is China?
Edit: I&#039;m in a sweary mood this afternoon, someone must have pissed in my gargleblaster...
Are you saying we should check he&#039;s not plagiarizing Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex?
Kumar, is dat you?
for a haircut...
<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heston_Blumenthal#Restaurant_awards" target="_blank">Ahem</a>.
<blockquote>&ldquo;if someone takes me to, say, a grim little Japanese place for lunch, instead of a prestigious destination, I drop them.</blockquote>
What, not even a &quot;so long and thanks for all the fish&quot;?
I call mine &quot;The Golden Avenger.&quot;
Apropos of not much, but does our Wonkette have any control over the ads pushed by Taboola? I don&#039;t see an AdChoices icon in them, and am happy with the assumption that if I found out the 5 Things [I] Don&#039;t Know About China, I&#039;d soon be yearning for the good old times when I didn&#039;t know them. Also, the relentless stream of objectifying ads from in particular Rant Sports is kind of draining, the tail is definitely starting to WAG the dog.
&quot;Going to the right restaurants is at least as important as going to the right schools.&quot;
Because there&#039;s nothing quite like having &quot;Regular table at <i>Per Se</i> &quot; on one&#039;s resume. That has &quot;superb education&quot; written all over it.