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Yopi's avatar

People wanted goals.

Not only that, plenty of emotions.

Good game indeed

eliz_'s avatar

This is like a video game version of a World Cup match being played by a couple of stoners. My teenagers (all serious soccer players) are giving feedback like "worst soccer game I've ever watched".

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Sure, Jan. I believe that. Uh huh.

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M-X's avatar

WTF is going on there??! This sounds nuts.

clairence's avatar

It looks like, it could be, it might be... it IS! Another goal!

NatalyaResists's avatar

I think they should both win. Or lose.

noname's avatar

They did. It's third place.

NatalyaResists's avatar

They should both get 5th place.

M-X's avatar

Sounds like it should be a basketball game; are they allowed to score this much?

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Ooh lala!

clairence's avatar

with all the injury stops, we might get to 100'

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This shit needs to die. https://bsky.app/profile/slack2thefuture.bsky.social/post/3mqxcpyexek2p

Polymarket lets people bet on wildfires.

Wildfires that those samepeople could easily set in order to win money on this illegal gambling site.

Big Tech is organized crime.

noname's avatar

Holy fuck. Kill it now before it kills us all.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Upside, folks could leverage a big position that a certain someone will not be assassinated . . .

clairence's avatar

Big Tech is organized crime.

>agreed

tehbaddr's avatar

This was written for the old senile coot back in the 80's. It is still applicable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uZ2aEQnktM

Parakeetist's avatar

3-5 now. It's in Miami. France is listed as the home team, apparently.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Score... no not stonks

Hank Napkin's avatar

THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT, FOR PROVIDING A TROUBLED NATION WITH YOUR ENORMOUS NORMALCY!

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clairence's avatar

Is he golfing again?

Hank Napkin's avatar

The correct phrasing is "Is he STILL golfing?"

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Hat trick