Another guest post from your comrade Fakakta South. The House finally voted Tuesday to graciously give out approximately $50.5 billion to the states hit hardest by the freakishly strong Frankenstorm of the Century, Hurricane Sandy. The measure passed with a vote of 241-180, with 179 Republicans voting against giving any money to anyone ever again at all.
...wow, and I thought African American people had it bad during Katrina. It appears that the GOP has declared war on the Jersey Shore! I really don't blame them!!!
...I assume the fact that they use so much bronzer that they could pass for a South American migrant worker, is playing a part in their stance! And the fact that Snooki is multiplying!!!
Does that make Bachmann the White Queen? Is she gonna start dressing like Emma Frost? Is Marcus going to get mad people are calling her a queen?
...wow, and I thought African American people had it bad during Katrina. It appears that the GOP has declared war on the Jersey Shore! I really don't blame them!!!
Hurricanes don't kill congresspeople, people kill congresspeople. With votes.
â«Now my name it is Mulvaney And I'm known quite famously People speak my name in whispers What higher praise can there beâ«
...I assume the fact that they use so much bronzer that they could pass for a South American migrant worker, is playing a part in their stance! And the fact that Snooki is multiplying!!!
Is that better than having lawn furniture in the front office?