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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

If the lawsuit doesn't work out Juror Doe can always go the Snowden route with his/her revelations. I hear that the international arrivals lounge at Sheremetevo is lovely this time of year.

SpideySenser's avatar

"I'm making out the report now. We haven't quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape." Capt Louis Renault

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>We can’t imagine why anything about their experience might have led them to be skeptical about the fairness and effectiveness of the grand jury system.</i>

Because SHUT UP!! That's why.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

What wine does one serve with a Big Bag o' Dicks? A nice chianti?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

<i>In addition, the juror acknowledges that they “would also like to use Plaintiff’s own experiences to advocate for legislative change to the way grand juries are conducted in Missouri.”</i>

Whomever this person is, she/he has serious ballz. Profiles in courage, indeed. I'm probably being way too optimistic given the Missouri location, but I do hope at least something good like legal reform can emerge from this otherwise awful legal shitstorm.

Ilgattomorte's avatar

You can't go wrong following traditional rules, white with fish, red with meat and ripple with penis.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

More likely, it's his desire to remain a good buddy of the cops, who are, after all, on the "same side".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Commenting with your pants on is like committing a crime while wearing a hoodie -- it's not permitted!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"The 12 people who could say for sure are currently sworn to secrecy."

McCulloch's all-out, balls-to-the-wall fight to keep it that way should be fun to watch. Also, I'm pretty sure they're free to tell a federal judge all about it, something which I hope keeps him awake at night.

Capt.Jim's avatar

As long as he dont stand on a dog while eating the bag of dicks everyone will be just fine but then again they may not

PsycWench's avatar

All the people who yelled "free speech!" when the Duck Dynasty guy was in trouble are surely out there militating for free speech for this grand juror. I can almost see them.