Hello Wonkette Trend Watchers! What have we in the world of trigger-happy madness today? It looks like America's mania for shooting folks is showing no signs of abating. And people are so eager to hop on board this trend that the level of provocation considered acceptable grounds for gun-play is reaching new lows.
I suspect that their idea of "cleaning up" consisted of shoving the shit over the edge. Shooting 'em was a bit over the top, even for Texas; I'd definitely have tried the flaming paper bag in an attempt to convey a message.
I wouldn't worry about the cellmate problem. This is Texas: they fry a prisoner a week and the insanity defense don't count for shit, unless you're white. Are Asians white in Texas?
“If you have guns, if you own guns mostly we would prefer you have them in a lock box,” Greenville Police Media Relations Officer Jonathan Bragg told WYFF. “At least have them out of the reach of children.”
You know, if it's not too much trouble or anything... Whatever, just pretend we're not here.
Welcome to the exact reason that the NRA wants to try to ensure that the only shootings anyone ever talks about are mass shootings committed by people with histories that strongly suggest mental illness.
Because if responsible, law-abiding citizens are a nuisance neighbor and a gun away from becoming multiple murderers, it makes the NRA's stand look like conspiracy to tens of thousands of murders, doesn't it?
ETA: Also too, <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/02\/05\/3-year-old-s-c-boy-killed-after-mistaking-pink-handgun-for-toy\/" target="_blank">fuck you very much</a> gun lobby.
I love the mentality. &quot;Hey I hear a shootin&#039; goin&#039; on. Not gon&#039; call no cops, just gon&#039; wait a couple minutes &#039;fore I go out fer a smoke&quot;
I suspect that their idea of &quot;cleaning up&quot; consisted of shoving the shit over the edge. Shooting &#039;em was a bit over the top, even for Texas; I&#039;d definitely have tried the flaming paper bag in an attempt to convey a message.
WIN. Imma gonna just quit now.
Priorities. In Texas, fetus&gt;dog&gt;child.
i&#039;m still so pissed at downton abbey i want it crowded out of my head.
I wouldn&#039;t worry about the cellmate problem. This is Texas: they fry a prisoner a week and the insanity defense don&#039;t count for shit, unless you&#039;re white. Are Asians white in Texas?
Every day. Vocabulary is not a strong point.
Just another &quot;responsible&quot; gun owner.
In my experience, whenever gun nutz cause grief to others, they just blow it off with &quot;shit happens.&quot;
I thought the right of every Texan to carry the biggest pistol he can heft is part of the state&#039;s Penile Code.
Same here. &#039;Cept it was two guys. Staying liberal ain&#039;t easy, sometimes.
&ldquo;If you have guns, if you own guns mostly we would prefer you have them in a lock box,&rdquo; Greenville Police Media Relations Officer Jonathan Bragg told WYFF. &ldquo;At least have them out of the reach of children.&rdquo;
You know, if it&#039;s not too much trouble or anything... Whatever, just pretend we&#039;re not here.
I guess this ever-changing world in which we live in made him give in and cry.
Why do you hate Real US Amercia?
Welcome to the exact reason that the NRA wants to try to ensure that the only shootings anyone ever talks about are mass shootings committed by people with histories that strongly suggest mental illness.
Because if responsible, law-abiding citizens are a nuisance neighbor and a gun away from becoming multiple murderers, it makes the NRA&#039;s stand look like conspiracy to tens of thousands of murders, doesn&#039;t it?
ETA: Also too, <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/02\/05\/3-year-old-s-c-boy-killed-after-mistaking-pink-handgun-for-toy\/" target="_blank">fuck you very much</a> gun lobby.
I love the mentality. &quot;Hey I hear a shootin&#039; goin&#039; on. Not gon&#039; call no cops, just gon&#039; wait a couple minutes &#039;fore I go out fer a smoke&quot;
Nowhere was the phrase &quot;I called the police...&quot; in there.