A few weeks ago, Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota introduced the National Fluff My Constituents Act, a.k.a. the National Bison Legacy Act, to name the bison the National Mammal of the United States. That's about as clear a way as possible to say you hate humans, Tim Johnson. Why isn't the Overtaxed Small Business Owner the national mammal, or the fertilized egg? The Senate fucks up everything it tries. But at least it's
I saw the commercial for her show last night. I couldn't move fast enough to mute her before her aimless diatribe spewed out of her fucking piehole. And of course, she had to show us her little bundle of joy.
Nice.
Moses stood on the Red Sea shore Smotin' that water with a two-by-four.
buffalo buffalo = buffalo
How can the National Mammal be anything but the Sheeple?
Sofia Vergara, Women's Division, Chris Christie, Men's Division
The official blues musician of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts is Taj Mahal. Really.
I have a baby one living in the birch tree right this minute, chewing the shit out of the bark. I almost wish I had a rifle.
I saw the commercial for her show last night. I couldn't move fast enough to mute her before her aimless diatribe spewed out of her fucking piehole. And of course, she had to show us her little bundle of joy.
I would prefer to declare the national mammaries.
And the national amphibian (Newt).