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Spurning Beer's avatar

Moses stood on the Red Sea shore Smotin' that water with a two-by-four.

bobbert's avatar

buffalo buffalo = buffalo

bobbert's avatar

How can the National Mammal be anything but the Sheeple?

schmannity's avatar

Sofia Vergara, Women's Division, Chris Christie, Men's Division

Spurning Beer's avatar

The official blues musician of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts is Taj Mahal. Really.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I have a baby one living in the birch tree right this minute, chewing the shit out of the bark. I almost wish I had a rifle.

Fartknocker's avatar

I saw the commercial for her show last night. I couldn't move fast enough to mute her before her aimless diatribe spewed out of her fucking piehole. And of course, she had to show us her little bundle of joy.

schmannity's avatar

I would prefer to declare the national mammaries.

PubOption's avatar

And the national amphibian (Newt).