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Vienna Woods's avatar

Nice.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Moses stood on the Red Sea shore Smotin' that water with a two-by-four.

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bobbert's avatar

buffalo buffalo = buffalo

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bobbert's avatar

How can the National Mammal be anything but the Sheeple?

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schmannity's avatar

Sofia Vergara, Women's Division, Chris Christie, Men's Division

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The official blues musician of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts is Taj Mahal. Really.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I have a baby one living in the birch tree right this minute, chewing the shit out of the bark. I almost wish I had a rifle.

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Fartknocker's avatar

I saw the commercial for her show last night. I couldn't move fast enough to mute her before her aimless diatribe spewed out of her fucking piehole. And of course, she had to show us her little bundle of joy.

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schmannity's avatar

I would prefer to declare the national mammaries.

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PubOption's avatar

And the national amphibian (Newt).

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