Sources in Connecticut (people who "read the entrails" by smashing a jelly Dunkin' Donut in the rocky soil?) are saying that Joe Lieberman is going to announce his retirement tomorrow, seeing as nobody wants to elect that moaning sack of hollow secondhand gypsy mettle anymore.
He can and will. Either he will dangle his retirement in front of us for two endless years, or he will go on a sortie or two of renegade oppositional narcissistic senatorial nastiness just to let us know he's still around. He might even do a full-on heel turn, just like in Connecticut-style pro wrestling, and become a teabagger again. Orthodox piece of shit.
There's bound to be some way he'll screw us again before he leaves; it's his nature. Maybe McCain will join him once Lindsey loses to a tea party Republican in his state's primary.
mmmmm jelly doughnuts...
He is a vain and thin-skinned man, and prefers the company of men similar to himself.
He can and will. Either he will dangle his retirement in front of us for two endless years, or he will go on a sortie or two of renegade oppositional narcissistic senatorial nastiness just to let us know he's still around. He might even do a full-on heel turn, just like in Connecticut-style pro wrestling, and become a teabagger again. Orthodox piece of shit.
There's bound to be some way he'll screw us again before he leaves; it's his nature. Maybe McCain will join him once Lindsey loses to a tea party Republican in his state's primary.
We bitch at McCain for bringing Lieberman to national prominence, can we not also hold a grudge against Al Gore for <i>this</i>?
&quot;Thanks for nothing, Joe&quot; -The Democratic Party