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"Debbie Does Dallas" is still okay, I assume?

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It's 'Debbie Does Dubai' now.

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Of course, you realize that this won't affect the Governor's collection of necrophiliac erotica.

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Yes. Kids go to the school library for porn because parental controls on the computer can't be flanked by a 21st century fourteen year old.

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Why should it? IOKIYAR

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Cruz is gonna need those books if he has any hope of getting der Gropenfuher’s endorsement.

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Always look for the B word: "I don't want to ban books, BUT ..." (actual quote from article)

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I didn't see anything remotely risqué in that book.

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Today it's JFK Jr. Does Dallas -Qporn

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I guess those copies of Anal Sex For Dummies need to get transferred to local libraries, instead.

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Raising ignorant childre. Not competitive in the 21st century.

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Damn straight! Let’s get that porn outta the school libraries and put it where the good Lord intended.

On the Internet.

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Granted, “Zombies Go Wild” is kind of a classic. Fast-forward through the sausage scene, though.

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As long as its the Cowboys.How bout them Cowboys!Yee Haw!

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I think Greg Yabutt should be thoroughly searched by Cancùn Cruz to see if he’s violating the “six ok but not seven” texsex dildo law. Remember Zodiac, The Guv counts as a dildo himself.

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Even before the World Wide Web of endless free porn existed, I myself accessed porns around puberty age. Know why? Cuz I had raging hormones and boners and no clue what to do with them and was years away from adult coitus. Imagine how much easier it is today to access. Greg Abbott is a gross wingnut, so that simply means he very likely consumes porns, but with secret, sad, guilty feelings of self-loathing and confusion, and cries each time he does it. Teens can and will access porn if they want. This Texas Library Porn Hunt is so perfectly on-brand for wingnuts. They should start cracking lockers open with crowbars next, searching for pot and 3/2 beer.

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