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Sherry's avatar

You know who I blame for all of this? Andy Cohen and his stupid start up of reality shows. It has managed to show the worst humans on the earth getting famous and rich as hell. Someone now ALL the worst people on the planet want fame and $$ and notoriety just comes with the job.

Fuck ALL these people.

Innocent_Bystander's avatar

Lesbian softball coach libelzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

RIGHT?! I never wish to see Bovino put on the same plane as my awesome lesbian team-teacher couple from third grade (YES, gym, and yes, we all knew). The only plane I want Bovino put on is a C-130 to an undisclosed location.

Marty Smit's avatar

Bovino, the modern Italian ILL Douche

The Last Moderate Standing's avatar

I thought he might run for a House or Senate seat. This is a grift to soak up contributions.

paul's avatar

Let him grift and split the votes. I like to see it happen.

SkeptiKC's avatar

That's "...meddle and character", 'ya pretentious Bumvino.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

This miniature fuckstick again?

Really????

SkeptiKC's avatar

My indignant sentiments entirely.

[sneers/twitches]

gene108's avatar

I feel like Greg Bovino would be filling the lane started by Ron Paul so many years ago, in Republican presidential primaries, of the kooky guy saying stuff really crazy right-wingers think are good ideas, but Bovino’s only idea is creating a white ethnostate.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

Is american different from American? What about western and Western? That Nazi listicle is confusing in its inconsistency. And in its abuse of the English language.

Marty Smit's avatar

America includes Mexico, Canada, and all Central & South American countries.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

But is american different from American? Other than the fact that american is either a typo or the output of someone mistaking themselves for E.E. Cummings.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

English seems to be designed for abuse.

Apollyon Danish's avatar

"You're a little short for a stormtrooper aren't you?"

Parakeetist's avatar

As a rule, anyone who supports Greg Bovino should just move into the woods and not come back.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

I try to say "tee hee hee", but it always comes out as this weird growl that scares everyone in my building. I'm trying to be a better neighbear.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

You need to have more pick-a-nicks.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Short stack wouldn’t provide much nourishment.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

A lot of bear maalox is indicated.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

okay holy shit, everywonk

yrrrrr

smoking lamp is lit

and I think there's going to be some shitty, shitty news dumped behind Our Hooper's weekly balm...

TerseNurse's avatar

worse than usual?

SkeptiKC's avatar

I feel an ill wind brewing our way in our immediate future.

I hope like HELL that I'm just sleep deprived, more paranoid than usual and wildly fucking WRONG.

TerseNurse's avatar

I know that feeling. I've been feeling it an awful lot lately. Waiting for a shoe to drop.

A sense of impending doom, as it were. Pretty much every day.

Way Left of Center's avatar

What better grift than to announce you are running for president. Troll your mindless basae for the last of their Social Security check and cash out.

See: Stein, Jill

TerseNurse's avatar

the only better grift is to actually win. See: Trump, Donald

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Henlo!

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn9p91295q8o

The Sherpa guide who crawled down Everest ate chocolate and chewed ice in order to survive.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I'm the only one left in my office and I'm bored to boot. Gonna' make an executive decision to leave a few minutes early.

Marlon Rando's avatar

Please do. Stop for a bev on the way home.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Nifty!

The Salt Lake Tribune

‪@sltrib.com

Chalk artists flocked to the Bountiful Chalk Art Festival, happening through Saturday, to create intricate and beautiful works of art. We asked the artists: how do you feel about an art medium that is so temporary?

https://bsky.app/profile/sltrib.com/post/3mnkvh6ifmr2e

eppe's avatar

Your complimentary earworm for the week:

All together now, to the tune of

"RIIII-CO-LAAAAAA!"

"BOH-VEEEEE-NAH!"

I'll be hiding in my basement.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

Only instead of a warm, brassy alpenhorn, the bastards in THAT ad play a badly out-of-tune plastic recorder.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Bovino! Bovino!

Make my dreams come true

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Now, now. Don't make me trot out the Ozempic jingle.