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Xmax's avatar

I believe he will come short.

David Knickerbocker's avatar

Pretty serious. Hateful violent man. They know Trump won’t live forever.

Bonnie's avatar

Jesus H Muthaduggin Tapdancing Christ on a Cracker. Fucking jaw dropping shit. I mean, I laughed, I cried, I laughed, I laughed because wtf else can I feel???? Fuck!!!

Ok really, just cue the size four Florsheims for this maggot. Little gob of spit. Jesus wept.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

That slogan should more appropriately read:

"House Bovino. Men hit women."

Cause that guy's look and demeanour all just scream "wife beater with small man syndrome"

Paulomatic's avatar

Keebler Komandant.

AKLynneNAFO's avatar

Lesbian softball coach defamation! Oh, the horror!

ziggywiggy's avatar

If it is a Bovino story you can be assured that lesbians and people of short stature will be insulted.

Rick Jacobs's avatar

". . . society for american intellectualism. . ."

Great start on intellectualism.

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Poor little thing, sooo insecure.

Carole Roseland's avatar

Dumb. Doesnt know the difference between “‘metal” and “mettle.” Or, in the case of ICE, maybe “meddle.”

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Something something freak flag something.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

One wonders if he is running to avoid persecution for something about to drop.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

When you run for office they let you do it.

Jacob Engels's avatar

Brilliant write up. Thank you so much for sharing The Commander’s message.

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

Ex commander innit? Could also go with former commander, fake commander, and shit-canned commander

Jen Is Journalisming's avatar

No no, ex. No longer working. Does not have job. You say you're a writer, so you really ought to understand how this sort of thing works. Try harder.

Sgt JMK's avatar

You mean Microman? The Pint-Sized Pinhead?

Paulomatic's avatar

Keebler Komandant.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"calls herself the Bovino Queen"

So, two queens?

verne's avatar

savage, yet satisfying

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

L’il Shitler? Hair Furor isn’t going to like having Runt Himmler raining on his third term.

Jens TINGLEFF's avatar

His "ethics" sound like $cientology "ethics." A cult which exists to grab as much cash from followers as possible while following every whim of the leader.

feralboy12's avatar

It will be like a clown car, but the clowns will all be holding each other at gunpoint.

GH Swell's avatar

and then Amerika will vote for them!