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AP: Trump says Iran ceasefire is on ‘life support’ and proposes gas tax pause as strait stays closed

Gas tax pause ... the opposite of Infrastructure Week.

Viole Falusche's avatar

Off-topic problem: Does Wonkette have any recommendations for California governor?

gallbladder's avatar

Groucho Marx.

noname's avatar

OK, this "elderly lesbian" slur BS? Fix it.

tehbaddr's avatar

I thought this little fucker was resigned to El Centro, California? What is he doing traveling the country? Maybe he needs to be jailed for his crimes!

Werewolf's avatar

El Centro is too close to San Diego-don’t want him anywhere near me, TYVM.

Russell Jones's avatar

OT:

In May 2025, a psycho shitbag broke into a Virginia house, while the family was there, to see what he could steal. Fucker got caught by family members, muttered something about being there to fix the internet and ran out with an armload of stolen electronics and jewelry. He got convicted of B&E and grand larceny last Fall, and got sentenced late last week.

Unsurprisingly, this fuckhead was one of the more violent 1/6 rioters - 'scuse me, Day of Love participants - that Cadet Diaper Rash unconditionally pardoned in January 2025.

I suppose we should be grateful that he didn't just unalive everyone in that house after he got discovered.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/10/pardoned-january-6-rioter-sentenced-virginia-burglary

Carstonio's avatar

Feels wrong that a January 6 insurrectionist would turn out to be an ordinary thug rather than a bloodthirsty true believer.

Angry Young Sellout's avatar

How do these hateful and IGNORANT people even have the influence for their bile to enter the national conversation? You’d think someone like Bovino would be the crazy guy bumbling and rambling around town that the grown-ups shun and pity, and the meaner kids throw stones at.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

The problem with MAGA is that they just don't have the balls to live by their own rules. If Bovino really wanted to clear out all the problematic people in the United States, he would demonstrate to everyone how to do it by deporting himself to El Salvador and admitting himself to CECOT.

I guess it's a little different because he is responsible for all kinds or actual crimes, but he could post to X from his cell just how easy it was done and he is just waiting for everyone to join him.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

OT: If you’re not on the mailing list for Liz Dye’s Law and Chaos newsletter, go fix that.

I just read her morning missive, which was about the insane lengths DOJ is going to in order to hurt trans kids and other folks on puberty blockers. Regular order in the courts is dead, y’all.

GiggleSnort's avatar

OT : Was reading some more about Trump's pardon process, if you can call it that. One strategy for lobbyists is to get close to Trump, possibly by paying in to a big $$$ event, and whisper in his ear that someone was unfairly prosecuted by Biden. The founder of Binance, a crypto platform, for example, convicted of not implementing proper money-laundering controls. Trump: "I have no idea who he is. I was told that he was a victim, just like I was and just like many other people, of a vicious, horrible group of people in the Biden Administration." So, let that sink in: Trump pardoned a person having "no idea who he is." It surely did not hurt, though, that Binance had also arranged an investment of $2 billion into the Trump family's crypto biz.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

They got pardoned through bribery. He can make all the excuses he wants now.

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

They sure miss having Roe v Wade to kick around.

(The most pathetic selfie ever!)

Rhand Holm's avatar

The problem with Bovino being the afternoon "long" post is that he's as appealing as diarrhea with hemorrhoids.

weejee's avatar

While on a aeroplane in the window seat furthest from the bath.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Is the aeroplane over the sea?

weejee's avatar

Yes, on a forty-two teen hour flight from Seattle to Sydney, Australia.

Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Neutral Milk Hotel earworm: Successful!

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My bride & I are gonna be attending a ball for a granddaughter's graduation in DC. Need to wear a tux. We had four sons to marry, and back in the day one wore tuxes to attend conference dinners. With all that dress-up we found it cheaper to buy one rather than keep renting. Guess what, I still can wear it. My bride bought me a white tie with the periodic table on it, so I'll be ready for the show.

ciaobella's avatar

Awesome! We’ll need a photo, of course.

And congrats to granddaughter!

schmannity's avatar

Tie sounds very Noble

Carstonio's avatar

OT:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/steve-hilton-del-taco-street-taco-mockery_n_6a01f487e4b06e786e3fa322

I must be weird, as the first time I heard the term “street tacos,” I assume it was the restaurant trying to appeal to car guys who own street rods.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

OT: Scumbag Fox News "Doctor" Keith Ablow has lost his medical license for being a scummy scumbag. I once sat near him at a local restaurant and he just oozed entitled douchebaggery. Literally name dropping Fox news hosts in loud conversation with his kids. I dunno if he's actually from here or just followed the rich people, but his practice was in town.

https://whdh.com/news/newburyport-doctor-accused-of-engaging-in-sexual-activity-with-clients-resigns/

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

“Prescribe drugs to your patients and steal them” is peak Evil Dr. House.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"Mr. Ablow, is it true you had sex with your patients?

" Uhhh, who said that?"

"They did."

schmannity's avatar

"I went on a double date with Jesse Watters. We had to flatten two cars' tires"

Oy!'s avatar

I know that name (I live in MA).

Is this the same guy: https://keithablow.com/ ?

If it is, it looks like he spun off into 'coaching' . . . if it isn't, how unfortunate to share that name.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Yep. That's him. His online shit makes no mention of his SA or losing his license I'm sure.

Angry Young Sellout's avatar

Ha ha, name-dropping Fox News talking heads like that would RAISE anyone’s estimation of him!

gallbladder's avatar

Well, this certainly is ablow to his career.

I know where the exit is.

schmannity's avatar

Bovino's picture reminds me, it's time to get high and tight