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PRW's avatar

"The president isn’t a ROBE GUY, OK?" There is at least one photo disproving that ...

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Gutfeld probably doesn't even believe this. He just knows he has to PERFORM all this outrage in case Trump is watching. F this, F that, F all y'all libtard Chief Justices of the US Supreme Court. How exhausting it must be to work himself up to such a tizzy, every weekday.

Not that I feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for earthworms that get stranded after a rainstorm. Not Greg "F"ing Gutfeld.

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Marla's avatar

Well, shucks, who's going to let a little thing like due process get in the way of some performative chest-puffing and dick wiggling?

Certainly not Greg Gutfield.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

meanwhile, crime in 'murrika remains at historic low levels, *esp among immigrants*

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nora noneofyourdamnbusines's avatar

And we care about him because…?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. That Thing desecrating the office of POTUS is not protecting us. Far from it.

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Matthew Hembree's avatar

I would submit that T is not selling Venezuelans into slavery in El Salvador with nary a shred of due process. Nope.

He is PAYING to put them into slavery.

Using our money.

Isn't that just awesome? /s

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"Top Trump Aide Stephen Miller Complains About Coequal Branches Of Government

Stephen Miller, a top Trump adviser and deputy chief of staff for policy, joined in Trump’s attacks on federal judges who pause or reverse actions taken by his administration.

Miller shared words of criticism for the U.S. system on X.

“Currently, district court judges have assumed the mantle of Secretary of Defense, Secretary of State, Secretary of Homeland Security and Commander-in-Chief. Each day, they change the foreign policy, economic, staffing and national security policies of the Administration,” Miller wrote. “Each day the nation arises to see what the craziest unelected local federal judge has decided the policies of the government of the United States shall be,” he went on, calling the system outlined in the Constitution “madness,” “lunacy” and “pure lawlessness” that “must and will end."" {HuffPost Updates}

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Here’s a suggestion that will go unheeded: How bout all the fascist fappers preferring authoritarianism to democracy SELF-DEPORT to the authoritarian country of their choice where they can tongue lap all the christo-fascist fucks they want all the live long day to each other until the sound of all their hateful glossolalia deafens them.

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Stulexington's avatar

Because they don't just want authoritarianism, they also want to take all the stuff that's built up in a free society. Authoritarian regimes are poor.

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"M"'s avatar

🌟🌟🌟

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I miss when Gutfeld thought he was the funny guy on Fox.

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Katherine Harris's avatar

“The ‘f-ing’ President of the United States … is a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little books to read ‘Oh, my god, maybe he didn't do it the right way.’”

Sir. The fucking President of the United States swears a fucking oath promising to do exactly that.

Edited to add: I suppose it doesn’t work this way, but I feel like for Trump’s invocation of this act to be valid, shouldn’t he have to demonstrate that there are large numbers of this gang here and that they’re in fact doing rapes and murders? And that these people are in fact members of said gang?

Ha ha, there I go thinking the rule of law means something again. Silly old me.

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Stulexington's avatar

“The ‘f-ing’ President of the United States … is a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little books to read ‘Oh, my god, maybe he didn't do it the right way.’”

You know, unless he's a Democrat, then he'd better dot every i and cross every t or we're going to sue the fuck out of him and the judiciary will shut him down. But now that we're in charge how very dare they try to stop us!

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

Of course no person with his or her feet on the ground expected Trump to keep the oath he was swearing to faithfully uphold the law and the constitution. Trump has never kept an oath or a promise in his life, including the three times he pronounced wedding vows. And there is a prevailing attitude among right wing god botherers that, anyway, Trump wasn't elected by mortal fallible human beings, he was appointed divine king by the almighty.

Were I a praying man, I'd be praying hard that judges, even corrupt right wing ones, start saying a lot more often, "Not in this country, jack."

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Katherine Harris's avatar

Oh, I thought it was absurd to have him swear an oath he’d already violated.

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HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

GUTFELD: Maybe a guy in a robe in DC can follow all the protocols, but Trump is the “f-ing” president of the United States who protects 300 million plus people. He is a leader who does not have the luxury of opening up his little books to read “Oh, my god, maybe he didn't do it the right way.”

Funny, nobody at FOX ever gave PRESIDENT Joe Biden or PRESIDENT Barack Obama that kind of deference. There is no fucking emergency going on right now. It's all manufactured schizophrenia.

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Mike Scully's avatar

It means he gets results, you stupid chief!

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Davis's avatar

This just reeks of desperation.

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"M"'s avatar

https://youtu.be/Xx74TIIdMgQ?si=TK5MRdrbywjKb_MM

A Black Man Was Disappeared before 1940 Because He Wanted To Go To Law School

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Sherry's avatar

This no talent lunatic seems to think k that courts don’t matter apparently. But let someone rest end his car, or burn down his house and you bet he’d be begging the courts to help him then. Now we know how these folks feel about their own constitutional rights. Excuse me. I mean everyone else’s rights. Fuck you to them all. Pick a choice whose I’m talking to.

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