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Rachael's avatar

It's actually a little thing called 'reality' that is rigged to make Joe Biden look innocent.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. It's June, so I'm wearing my orange necklace every day.

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zb23's avatar

"the Hunter Biden crime is real"

i wholeheartedly agree with Greg that more and more and more people should be facing 25 years in prison for lying on the form where Hunter did. no one that lied about drug use (including any depressants like alcohol) and owns a gun should be free. they all should be charged and sentenced to 25 years in prison. every single one of them.

be sure to tell that to your viewers repeatedly. tell them you hope the ATF is cross-referencing the forms with social media history to do a nationwide crackdown on this epidemic of gun crime. it is a winning strategy and definitely won't make your viewers shift uncomfortably in their seats as they side-eye their AR-15 while knocked off their asses on whatever opioid they could get their hands on.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

If they can go after the son of the President of the United States, they can go after YOU.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Too bad Jesse Watters' wife's tires weren't bespoke. He might not have been able to deflate them.

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Somebody needs to deflate Jesse's fat head.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

"Hunter will get off, as he usually does" - um, wait, isn't this Hunter's only trial? What does he mean, "as he usually does?"

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Zap's avatar

I know violence is frowned upon here but how long until some aggrieved viewer knocks that fucking smirk off Jesse Watters face?

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Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Anybody who could get out of their chair and walk ten feet don't watch Fox News.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Jesse Watters' aggrieved viewers are 85 years old and want to bake him a batch of oatmeal raison cookies because he's such a good boy.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"GUTFELD: Meanwhile the Hunter Biden crime is real but has no blowback on "the big guy," which is intended."

In fairness, the proven rapist, fraud and convicted felon Trump's crimes are real, but had no blowback on Melania. Heck, she has refused to be in the same state as teh proven rapist, just to keep herself clean from the filth that surrounds him.

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Revenant's avatar

GG is a warning to us all- never be even more stupid than you look, even if you are a sixtyish mediocre white guy who dresses like a member of Our Gang to preserve his youthful appeal.

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Tessie's avatar

I get that this is a manufactured bullshit story to push the fake "both sides" narrative that they love so much.

And while I find it openly funny that now they're all bent out of shape that this clumsy fabrication that they cooked up isn't doing enough to harm President Biden...

This is where their lack of empathy comes back to bite them in the ass.

Look, nothing against Hunter Biden, but also, fuck Hunter Biden, you know?

If you've got something against him, call the cops.

WE DON'T CARE.

We're not a cult who loses our shit when someone looks cross-eyed at any member of the royal family, because we don't HAVE a royal family. That's YOU guys.

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Tessie's avatar

"This is a win for Joe Biden because we're not talking about Joe Biden."

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And yet, you forged right ahead with it anyway?

Maybe you should get a better hobby.

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Tessie's avatar

So, right after their cult leader gets CONVICTED OF 34 FELONIES, they *immediately* have a bullshit Q&A with Dr. Fauci AND a bullshit trial of Hunter Biden?

Probably a coincidence, huh?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Don't forget the bullshit screaming match with Merrick Garland. They've been busy little boys and girls. I bet President Trump picks ALL OF THEM to be his Vice President.

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Tessie's avatar

Merrick Garland must be ready to shit a brick (if he even CAN shit, given how tight ass he presumably is).

Two years of sitting on his hands RE the stolen documents, and then handing off the case to Stinky's girlfriend -- and THIS is the thanks he gets from the rest of the GOP?

In retrospect, he probably should have checked with Mike Pence about the value of loyalty with these chuds.

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Tessie's avatar

Yes, Mr. Gutfeld, EVERYTHING is rigged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0AI-N98r2E&ab_channel=ReactionVideos

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James Baskin's avatar

If you have proof that JB took a bribe Greg, you should call the police. Their number is 911.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey Gutfeld: You can't be funny any more than a dog can dunk, but you should be able at least to afford a decent suit.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You're gonna love the way you look.

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Tessie's avatar

Jamoke on a bespoke.

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Revenant's avatar

who put the playing cards in Jesse's bespokes?

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

I like how they keep referring to Joe Biden as “the big guy” because it’s all projection all the time and they can no longer imagine a leader who isn’t a mentally defective mafia don.

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Gammarae's avatar

well they can't call him President, they've already allocated that term

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

It's because of an email that said, cut the "big guy" in or some such nonsense....

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

An email from a "hard drive" with no reliable chain of custody.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Yet Trump only imagines he's the "big" man with the big hands and the big donk (not according to Stormy).

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

First rule of being the "big guy": do not talk about being the big guy.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

"These people have raccoons in their brains." I was going to post the mandatory 'LiBeLz!' comment, but I see it's already been done. GMTA!

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