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Here in California "loco parentis" is the law. And for those who don't speak Latin, that doesn't mean "crazy parents."

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weird how these people keep ignoring power-dynamics. just fucking weird.

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Man, I don't know. Seems like his comedic chops still needs a lotta work.

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Sorry to hear that. It sounds like what you missed out on was normal teenaged relationships, not sex per se. That's a shame. But most normal teenaged relationships move into sex by stages. Which is probably the best way. There's no rush.

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I'm sorry to say I don't know what happened. She hasn't come to any of our reunions (which I certainly understand). I'd like to talk with her.

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This Fox idiot and I are both Eighties teens Unfortunately, a number of teen sex comedies of the era played with this “teen guy/ adult woman” trope. I can make at least four from memory. Apparently, this dipshit viewed Eighties comedies as gospel.

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I'll guarantee Gutfeld stiffs prostitutes. And not in a good way. Also, how would he feel if the teacher in question here were a hot male hitting on a 16-year-old boy?

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His master's thesis was on Porky's 3.

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Power only flows one way. It's physics, dontcha know?

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I'll pretend I didn't just witness you slander Mr. Huggy.

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I think he was clear (well, sorta kinda) that he's not fine with male teacher, female student ("Am I right to say it's an unfair comparison to do the female-to-male teacher? Like a male teacher, 38-year-old, creepy. Female, heroic."). I think we know how he'd react to male teacher, male student without him even saying.

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So what?

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"We'll all pretend your viewership isn't mostly people whose oxygen runs out during Laura Ingraham and the TV is still on."

win!

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And the Fundies/Wingers always object to teaching kids of that age the practices of How Not To!

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If they ever invent time travel, one of the first things I’m going to do is find the parents of the first person to tell Guttfeld that he was funny and give them a big box of condoms.

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Yeah, the 80s played with that trope for laughs far too many times. The trend lasted well in the late 90s with American Pie.

Some people just never evolve.

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