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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

This is how much of an asshole I am. I wear a FEMINIST sticker I got from Oblivias on my race helmet.

I've got a meeting tomorrow to tell a Senior Director that we need more women.

I do not fuck around.

Yeah shut up bird, I don't need to hear about your fucking bangs today.

VasyaCognito's avatar

I, for one, have realized that.

Mrs. Betty Bowers‬

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Things will only get better when we realize that just because someone has a lot of money doesn’t mean they’re not a stupid asshole with nothing worthwhile to say.

https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3ml4qxo6eys2m

Marlon Again's avatar

It's disgusting how people suck up to money.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

There's a direct correlation between someone who has a lot of money and them being a stupid asshole with nothing worthwhile to say.

Prove me wrong.

PeteWa's avatar

So, they let the orange pedophile hang out with a bunch of kids today, purportedly focused on fitness, and then there were reports that the demented convict is upset with how slowly the approval process for flavored vapes is moving. There’s some symmetry here, none of it good.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

He also went on a tirade about trans women. I thought we weren't supposed to talk about trans issues in front of kids in order to protect them. What the hell, Don?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

He also ranted about war and death and destruction. The kids looked pretty disturbed.

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

And a woman who was shot between the eyes!!!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Oh fuck, I didn’t hear that part!

Snarfyguy's avatar

That time when he got all weird addressing the Boy Scouts, sheesh.

Enter Ranting's avatar

That alone would have disqualified anyone else from running for president.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Proximity to disturbed people is disturbing.

Those poor children! PTSD at such a young age!

Enter Ranting's avatar

And whined about the Stollen Election™.

John Strycharz's avatar

Der Sturmabteilung auf der Amerikanische Familienwertepartei is celebrating Cinco de Mayo by kidnapping immigrant children.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2026/05/05/alamo-heights-community-reacts-after-ice-detains-mother-2-children/

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Hopefully the next post will be some Nice Times, because I'm not sure if I can take another Mediocre White Man post.

Enter Ranting's avatar

What if that Mediocre White Man post describes how Pete Hegseth tumbled into an open well? And nobody realized it until it was too late?

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

That falls under the Karmic Revenge/Comedy Gold category.

Baconzgood's avatar

Satire is surgical and dead pan. All us wonkers know that. We are snark central 101.

A good joke you laugh at and say "that's good". A good pun you groan at and say "that's bad". A good satire you think for a second or two and say "oh yeah I get it now" and chuckle.

Greg you have none of the qualities in your punch lines. And they are shit and suck and (this Baconzgood 's WORST INSULT) you dont even deserve to the 2nd opening act for Yanni.

goCatgo's avatar

I tell my kids I am funny here. They say "no, they are just being polite."

I say "Well, they are polite, but I am funny too."

They still say no. I say I'm funny on Youtube too.

They say "Now we know you're not funny."

Kids. Oh well.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

If Gutfeld truly believed what he was saying, shouldn't he be calling on Laura Ingraham to resign, since she is a spinster with adopted Russian children? Shouldn't she be putting all her time and energy into getting them ready to serve in Ukraine or Iran or whatever forever war their leaders have started?

Bel-Ami's avatar

"The worst job you will ever work at least comes with a paycheck and time off." (My Mother, herself a working woman, on being an at-home wife.)

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Greg Gutfeld: Continuing proof that to MAGA, cruelty equals comedy.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Mel Brooks said once, "If I cut my finger, that's tragedy. If you fall in a manhole and die, that's comedy." He was joking, they actually believe it.

mr_snarky's avatar

while we're telling people what they should do greg should go fuck himself...I'm sure he'd find it much more fulfilling what whatever he's doing now.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

I just checked out a photo of Gutfield’s wife because I’m petty like that. Penny for penny, she has more pretty than he has “hate speech”…but both are terrible people, so yuck. No porms no hate speech, how about do real jobs, people. They don’t even know what real workers do.

Lisa's avatar

So I'm sure she enjoys his paycheck, obviously. One has to believe though, after hearing his vitriol, whether she believes him or not, it's gotta seep into her psyche after awhile. Yet, just like RFK Jr's wife, she just goes along with his nauseating self. Sleeps with him, stands by him, and as a feminist, I have zero respect for her. Pretty or not. Fuck off lady.

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Yeah, Cheryl Hines can fuck off into the vacuum of outer space.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

It beats living in Russia.

Jamoche's avatar

Hyperfocus is great for a software career but not so good for raising babies.

marxalot's avatar

of course, let a stay at home mom have a porny onlyfans (non tradwife porny, anyway), and it’s “CPS” this and “incarcerated” that

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Oh and - there's a movie (series?) on Netflix partly about that very situation right now, called "Margot's Got Money Troubles."

EDIT: Apple. Thanks ER.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Series, on Apple.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Right? I mean, it's probably not a good idea for a mom with young kids to have one, just because of the way kids talk if it were to be discovered (and the fact that kids discover and mirror their culture's sex-shaming distressingly early in life). But it certainly shouldn't be criminalized, either literally or de facto.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Tradwife swinger couples are all over Reddit. It’s all a big twisted ball of delusions.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Tradwife Swingers is the name of my old-timey trad-songs-with-dirty-lyrics jug band.

Marlon Again's avatar

What happened to the Covenant Buddies jug band?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

So, the Asylum Street Spankers, AKA God’s favorite band?

Prometheus59650's avatar

Mmmmmmmmm....TOFU:

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐭𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

Enter Ranting's avatar

Did he blame Obama?

Marlon Again's avatar

And now it's time for Bad Golf, with your host Leonard Pynth-Garnell.

CzechJournalists's avatar

his caddies usually cheat him close enough to the hole that he just needs to tap it in.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

He declares "gimmes" on putts that are well beyond that distance from the hole.

I mean, come on. He's so good, why should he actually have to make a putt that he's sure to sink anyway?

ManchuCandidate's avatar

I have more athletic prowess than Trump the lump.

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

FUCKING FUCK YOU, GREG FUCKING GUTFIELD, YOU FUCKING FUCK. What a fucking asshole.

ciaobella's avatar

OT: Just got a “wildlife safety” alert from building services — geese with goslings are on site and can act aggressively. Duly warned!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I hear that Ryan can be particularly vicious.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Just saw some baby gooses at the Huntington Gardens last week. The parents were protective, but not aggressive.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Code Mauve: Angry Goose in Park.

RocktonSam's avatar

Once they start nesting humans are on their own.

SterWonk's avatar

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM SWANS!!!!

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I like little gooselings, they are cute and funny. The big gooses are as foul tempered and basically Scottish as ever, with or without gooselings.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Damn Cobra Chickens.

ciaobella's avatar

LOL, yeah, until you meet an angry goose

Snarfyguy's avatar

They are not to be trifled with.

They're also poop machines.

They had to close down the lake we go to in Western Mass. last year due to E. coli from goose poop.