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chascates's avatar

And when they ask God why He didn't do anything to prevent or halt their slaughter . . .

chascates's avatar

I wonder if he still had that shitty chin spinach.

chascates's avatar

Yes, but with the birth of his son he got religion.

fuflans's avatar

i've forgotten, is she the fox blond or the fox blond?

The Quirk's avatar

In Heaven. . . everything is fine. You've got yours, and you've got mine.

The Quirk's avatar

If there isn't a hell, FOX would have to invent it.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Gretchen Carlson may have been a beauty pageant winner, but she was also a accomplished student who studied at Oxford and was a talented violinist. So either she is playing dumb or suffered brain damage around the time she started working for Fox News.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

God runs away from every challenge. With a twitch of his nose, he could take care of AIDS, hunger, war, tsumanis, bigotry, DWTS. But nothing. He sits back and rigidly obeys the laws of physics and probability.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Jesus said "my kingdom is not of this earth". Now I can see why. Anything to get away from these assholes.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And let's not forget Samuel Taylor Coleridge

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

God runs away from every challenge. With a twitch of his nose, he could take care of AIDS, hunger, war, tsumanis, bigotry, DWTS. But nothing. He sits back and rigidly obeys the laws of physics and probability.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I get an annual review at work. It's probably the same thing. "What are your goals for next year?" "Do you need any additional training of resources to be more effective?" "Here are some areas that need improvement?"

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

National Poltergeist Radio?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Saying "god OK'ed it" doesn't work as well as you'd think. Maybe with a fundie spouse, but then it's missionary position all the time*. ______________________________ * once every 12 weeks

Vienna Woods's avatar

In the Swedish chef's vocabulary?

Vienna Woods's avatar

I've had that running through my head since Friday. I listen to it rarely because it always makes me cry.