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Yes, also known as "Steve Doocy"

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<i>which means there isn't going to be any real news. and there wasn't.</i>

please. your show is called 'fox and friends'.

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also, the dawning look of horror on gretchen's face as she realizes where this is all going is pretty awesome.

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Retreaded?

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Gretch is a lot of things (blonde, pretty, a whore for Fox News), but not dumb: BA <i>cum laude</i> Sociology, Stanford, 1990. Apparently her violin-playing skills transcend the usual pageant-piece. Also comes from Garrison Keillor's home town of Anoka, MN, for whatever that's worth.

Also also, Miche1e Bachman was her nanny, if the Wikipedia is to be believed. <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gretchen_Carlson" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gretchen_Carlson">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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You mean like CIA! CIA! CIA! ?

Because they don't seem to be too hesitant about regularly highlighting the "other agency" if they think they can somehow make the administration look bad.

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Aspirin' to give the Fux viewers a little thrill.

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"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." -- Sherlock Holmes

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Coming up! An update on the President Romney's first week in office.

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Herman Cain libel!

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Gretchen: "Plenty of time to make news in 30 minutes"

That's plenty of time for a professional reporter, but she seems to be the only one on that couch who knows that.

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Does this mean Hillary <em>wasn't</em> in on the conspiracy?

Oh wait, doesn't the fact that she just sat there and smeared egg all over the faces of the goober douchebags who'd spent the past month masturbating over their fantasy version of how her appearance was going to lead directly to Bammerz' INPEECHMENT!!! kind of undermine the notion that it would somehow benefit the administration to have her <em>not</em> testify?

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And nobody <a href="http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/justice\/2013\/01\/26\/1500431\/for-the-sixth-time-in-one-week-man-shot-at-gun-show\/" target="_blank">ever</a> gets shot at gun shows.

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