Another day, another HOLY SHIT STOP IT YOU'RE KILLING US presser from President Twitterfingers. Two actually, since he graced the people with his presence in Corpus Christi and Austin. Sure, Texas has a lot to deal with this week. But those Trump hats
Stolen from someone else; I wish I came up with it.
Everyone sing along!
Sheriff Joe, me gotta go down to the Bayou.Photo-ops are the tops for my bozos.Sell some hats to swimming rats, then go home-oNever strayed from motorcade on the Bayou
You mean you think that something like all those people at Forts Sam Houston, Bliss, and Hood might have things like portable shelters, water purification systems, medical capabilities, and helicopters? Who would need those?
(while feeding the narrative that Obummer was playing golf during Katrina and 911 on the taxpayer dime. I don't even want to watch that circle jerk since he makes me sick. You can imagine how sad he is about "giving away many, many millions of dollars to help people out" if by "people" you mean diverting funds to build the wall to help his contractor buddies out or tax cuts.)
"Who knew hurricanes could be so devastating!"--(one who lacks imagination, sense of reality and compassion.)
Oh shit, is that how Germany did it??
"Delta Don, what's that ball cap you got on, could it be a faded hope from days gone by?"
Someone probably told her to do that. It's doubtful she would have thought of that on her own.
Ben Carson... "Heckuva job, Sleepy!"
Stolen from someone else; I wish I came up with it.
Everyone sing along!
Sheriff Joe, me gotta go down to the Bayou.Photo-ops are the tops for my bozos.Sell some hats to swimming rats, then go home-oNever strayed from motorcade on the Bayou
Thanks, Z!
You mean you think that something like all those people at Forts Sam Houston, Bliss, and Hood might have things like portable shelters, water purification systems, medical capabilities, and helicopters? Who would need those?
Did you see where they did a spectroscopic analysis of his "hair", and determined it was alpaca? (The Best Alpaca, of course....)
It was nice Melanoma changed out of her "Fuck You" pumps to sneakers, tho.
That's so they can keep telling the voters that "government is bad."
Actually, he refused to deal with it until he was sued.
Resting vampire face.
'Swab his mon to buy Houston FEMA funding, son of a gun we'll have big fun with my bozos.'
(while feeding the narrative that Obummer was playing golf during Katrina and 911 on the taxpayer dime. I don't even want to watch that circle jerk since he makes me sick. You can imagine how sad he is about "giving away many, many millions of dollars to help people out" if by "people" you mean diverting funds to build the wall to help his contractor buddies out or tax cuts.)
I tell ya, they ARE better than us*, just like Obama said.
*by 'us,' I mean to speak for myself.