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H0mer0's avatar

"Who knew hurricanes could be so devastating!"--(one who lacks imagination, sense of reality and compassion.)

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Mr. Tusks, Esq.'s avatar

Oh shit, is that how Germany did it??

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H0mer0's avatar

"Delta Don, what's that ball cap you got on, could it be a faded hope from days gone by?"

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HooverVilles's avatar

Someone probably told her to do that. It's doubtful she would have thought of that on her own.

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Paul of Mt Pleasant's avatar

Ben Carson... "Heckuva job, Sleepy!"

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rtpoeman's avatar

Stolen from someone else; I wish I came up with it.

Everyone sing along!

Sheriff Joe, me gotta go down to the Bayou.Photo-ops are the tops for my bozos.Sell some hats to swimming rats, then go home-oNever strayed from motorcade on the Bayou

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Liz Dye's avatar

Thanks, Z!

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Norbrook's avatar

You mean you think that something like all those people at Forts Sam Houston, Bliss, and Hood might have things like portable shelters, water purification systems, medical capabilities, and helicopters? Who would need those?

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whitroth's avatar

Did you see where they did a spectroscopic analysis of his "hair", and determined it was alpaca? (The Best Alpaca, of course....)

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SeeTrain65's avatar

It was nice Melanoma changed out of her "Fuck You" pumps to sneakers, tho.

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Saint Stephen's avatar

That's so they can keep telling the voters that "government is bad."

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Actually, he refused to deal with it until he was sued.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

Resting vampire face.

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H0mer0's avatar

'Swab his mon to buy Houston FEMA funding, son of a gun we'll have big fun with my bozos.'

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H0mer0's avatar

(while feeding the narrative that Obummer was playing golf during Katrina and 911 on the taxpayer dime. I don't even want to watch that circle jerk since he makes me sick. You can imagine how sad he is about "giving away many, many millions of dollars to help people out" if by "people" you mean diverting funds to build the wall to help his contractor buddies out or tax cuts.)

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H0mer0's avatar

I tell ya, they ARE better than us*, just like Obama said.

*by 'us,' I mean to speak for myself.

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