Oh look, it is your Wonkette Baby, keeping snuggly warm on the beach! Hey Wonkerinos, it's Sunday where we live! Is it Sunday were you live, or do you live in space or something? Don't care, if you are reading this, it's Sunday, which means it's time for us to sexxxily count down the week's top stories. They are the best stories in the universe, at least this week!
It's pretty cool that we'll get to watch Donna Rose grow up. Her little cousin is cute as a button too. When she was dressed up as a sailor for Halloween it almost killed me with the cuteness.
I like kids between the ages of 3 and 10 because they tend to say funny things, but I'm usually not a big fan of babies since they mainly poop, cry and sleep, but there is something about Donna Rose that really warms my cold, cynical heart. I hope we get to see videos when she starts saying adorable things.
5 if I counted right
Wonkerinos? Snort...more like Wonkerwinos.
It's going to be an interesting childhood. She has brilliant parents and several hundred honorary Aunts, Uncles, Guncles and Launts cheering her on
It's pretty cool that we'll get to watch Donna Rose grow up. Her little cousin is cute as a button too. When she was dressed up as a sailor for Halloween it almost killed me with the cuteness.
I'm totally in love with her and I don't usually like children
I like kids between the ages of 3 and 10 because they tend to say funny things, but I'm usually not a big fan of babies since they mainly poop, cry and sleep, but there is something about Donna Rose that really warms my cold, cynical heart. I hope we get to see videos when she starts saying adorable things.
I just hope her first word is "Allegedly"
...or "A idiot," which is technically two words, but she's a babby, so she doesn't know that.
Reminds me of my niece who said about her baby sister, "She can't talk. She doesn't have any teeth."
If he gets hurt, let's hope he slipped on votes.
Going by his performance to date, how would we tell?
Fucking Republican bullshit...
Or Wonkerweedos...
Dr. Carson, is that you?
We're three friggin' MONTHS away from any votes at all!
Bwahaha! I just upfisted you from a foreign land. If that's not cause for concern, I don't know what is.