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Smibo's avatar

That's all I ever had.

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Cordyceps sapiens's avatar

"you are ALL considered 'Incompetent,' 'Wards of the State,' 'Residents' and the 'Chattel Property' of the US Federal government, until you declare your Emancipation?"

...this is literally just "why can't there be a WHITE Emancipation Proclamation?", isn't it

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Yes! Besides his other stupid crimes he committed grammatical vandalism! Brother!And you're Celtic too. Another point in your favour.

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phoenix00's avatar

AOT,K

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phoenix00's avatar

He's fucked the moment a cop goes "license and registration?"

Or he's white-as-the-driven-snow which means he's exempt from all laws.

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phoenix00's avatar

And Nixon was not a crook.

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Rickyphoo's avatar

I am obviously not doing this tax thing right. I have paid the IRS every year for the last twenty years, especially this year, where that amount doubled, thanks to Hair Furor and the GOP's "tax cut". I'm thinking about changing my tax return so I get a refund of $480,322.55. Sound like I have a better than even chance of getting away with it.

Just kidding! I'm a Democrat and I believe in paying my fair share but this year, I am so very pissed knowing that the GOP are letting the fucking 1% get way with not paying their fair share and that, at least part of, my taxes are going to pay for Hair Furor's many golf vacations, not to mention his salary.

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Thomas Hurt's avatar

may have but I had neighbors growing up who were sovcits, back then they called themselves constitutionalists. They would file fraudulent liens against people and sue for gold. Some were racists as well. One of our local sovcits, blew town after IRS shutdown his biz for not paying his taxes. Word from his fellows was he took up residence in a far right compound, militia style in another part of the state.

Not saying that the ideology wouldn't be attractive to some black folks as well but they wouldn't be welcome around the ones I knew and knew of.

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notanncoulter's avatar

forgot tot go ALL CAPS - therefore NULL AND VOID, unless they are within the sight of a fringy flag.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Well, most of the people around these parts are white as the driven, unless they're Native or moved up from Central America. And the cops are pretty well aware that the white folk are the fuckups around these parts. I don't think they'll hold him exempt, just a matter of when the shit will hit the fan.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

They've been doing that since 1981.

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Putty's avatar

I'm always amazed when people defend themselves for doing something wrong by listing the wrongs they don't do. My ex-husband used that tactic. Emphasis on the "ex".

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glynnis bugati's avatar

Damn, I missed that.

The vertical stripes must have thrown me off :)

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

This sounds like a case where the Dwayne Johnson rule applies. To wit: would you touch or kiss The Rock without his express verbal permission? Right. Don't do it to women either.

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puredog's avatar

I bet you see a lot of SovCits in your practice. I've only had one.

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Teecha's avatar

How is a rawl plug called molly? I I i v e for these differences.

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