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Internet Hitler's avatar

What Would Judas Do?

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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

That makes a lot of sense, but they aren't deep thinkers. They (trump supporters, xian whack jobs) don't seem like the cogitating, think things through type.

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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

Maybe they can show him naked to teenagers to turn them off of sex for a while to take the place of sex ed.

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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

They think it's kryptonite or a get out of jail free card to let them be assholes.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I honestly think they use the religion less to keep themselves in line, and more to keep their subordinates in line

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Rebekah, that you called this dingus sweet and had so much passion for him and whatever and he twice broke up with you by sending an underling should tell you a few things about your life choices.Not gonna judge, consenting adults and all that stuff. This sleaze is sleaze because misuse of public funds and such and I could give fuck all about your personal life and who was boning who.But for serious, those life choices.....may wanna reconsider a thing or three.

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ez's avatar

Wrinkled Goat Bag Resigns.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

What about the kids who do not obey and are outwardly thinking with their mouths that you are not the boss of them even though you most certainly are?Asking for a friend....

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Natalie Frenshen's avatar

You just blew my mind with your logic and reasoning. Unfortunately the ones who need to read that never will.

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OddMan's avatar

I am reminded of this song by Neil Young"Alabama"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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ThatDale's avatar

I see you've met my son 20+ years ago.

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hendenburg2's avatar

Something else to add:

The state is also going to be looking in to Senator Luther Strange.

Who is Luther Strange, you might ask? Why, he was appointed to replace Racist Beauregard Sessions.

Why are they investigating him? Because before he was appointed a senator, he was the state AG, and he held off the state's impeachment proceedings against the Governor by promising to conduct his own investigation, which never happened.

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Ducksworthy's avatar

Miss Nina said it best.

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HazooToo's avatar

And to keep people from SEEING how goddamn disgusting they are. Although, since every gross nasty bastard in the government is hiding behind the devout Christian shield, it's become more of a tell than a disguise.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

EWWWW. Still would not bang.

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