Mitch McConnell was a busy guy back on Nov. 14 — it was the day of the first Benghazi briefing , for one, and it was also the day he happened to be re-elected Senate minority leader . Amid all this excitement, however, he also sent a letter to the Pentagon's congressional liaison, asking about a very troubling news report a constituent sent him for verification, because apparently people do that, still, and they are actually paid attention to! Cool.
I read a highly disturbing article on Wonkette ( <a href="http:// <a href="http://wwww.wonkette.com)"" target="_blank">wwww.wonkette.com)"</a> target="_blank"> <a href="http://wwww.wonkette.com)</a>" target="_blank">wwww.wonkette.com)</a></a> that the military is giving out the Medal of Honor, for what, according to the article, appears to be copulating ... with turtles! This is an outrage on many levels, not just condoning bestiality, an absolute waste of taxpayer dollars, and degradation of the highly regarded service medal.
Could you please research this to either prove or disprove this?
Dear Senator :
I read a highly disturbing article on Wonkette ( <a href="http:// <a href="http://wwww.wonkette.com)"" target="_blank">wwww.wonkette.com)"</a> target="_blank"> <a href="http://wwww.wonkette.com)</a>" target="_blank">wwww.wonkette.com)</a></a> that the military is giving out the Medal of Honor, for what, according to the article, appears to be copulating ... with turtles! This is an outrage on many levels, not just condoning bestiality, an absolute waste of taxpayer dollars, and degradation of the highly regarded service medal.
Could you please research this to either prove or disprove this?
Thank you in advance, Hugh F. Taard
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If these dipsticks ever do revolt, I&rsquo;ve got dibs on giving Mitch the first wedgie.
<i>this story was real, and not in any way a joke, from a website exclusively full of jokes</i>
It was still more accurate than anything heard on &quot;Fox &amp; Friends&quot;.