As part of some kind of traditional voter bribery ritual for Ames Straw Poll attendees, Rick Santorum has promised everyone that he will be the one to give away special jars packed with dead fetus preserves or whatever it is he grows in his basement.
Santorum's erogenous zones in general? Associating Santorum santorum with a tasty candy treat has put a damper on my near-term affection for the Reese's.
This headline gave me such joy when I saw it at tpm. Just waiting for Savage to update his site. There are so many ripe juicy gelatinous jokes to be made. Lets just keep this thread as a permanent front page link. Until santorum drops out. Of the election, not out of a sphincter, of course.
Savor the picture: Rick Santorum asking Iowans if they want to taste something out of a jar. I imagine polite midwesterners desperately trying to avoid eye contact.
You're on a roll with that this week.
Santorum's erogenous zones in general? Associating Santorum santorum with a tasty candy treat has put a damper on my near-term affection for the Reese's.
ahhh dan savage. we the people of america owe you a lot.
a lot of it is 'ick', but still! a lot.
Peach? I could have sworn the only flavor possible was <i>Burpy Buttsex Bisque</i>
This will be popular in Kentucky
I need to write song (a la Johnny Cash) called A Boy Named Santorum.
What&#039;s the antidote for the antidote?
Total Scum Jam! Getcher Total Scum here! The ONLY jam good enough to have my description on it!
Let&#039;s hope he sterilized his jelly sufficiently, or else he might give his supporters botulism, by which I mean AIDS.
This headline gave me such joy when I saw it at tpm. Just waiting for Savage to update his site. There are so many ripe juicy gelatinous jokes to be made. Lets just keep this thread as a permanent front page link. Until santorum drops out. Of the election, not out of a sphincter, of course.
No, just a nice, fat cock
After a santorum sandwich, there&#039;s nothing quite like a jelly donut for dessert.
Mothersmucker!
Savor the picture: Rick Santorum asking Iowans if they want to taste something out of a jar. I imagine polite midwesterners desperately trying to avoid eye contact.
Gaaaa! Is it just me, or does &quot;Jelly&quot; suddenly sound like some kind of STD.