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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Shame his parents didn't commit to some sterilization options.

Lot_49's avatar

Anybody in the Tennessee lege have a colonoscopy lately?

Serolf Divad's avatar

"I want to tell you that men go through a lot more stringent process to have a vasectomy [than], I would assume, on abortion,”

I propose we call this guy Senator "I would assume."

Lot_49's avatar

It's not the fasting that's difficult, though...it's the Big Cleanout beforehand.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Men are the real victims in this fight, because their struggle to get their tubes snipped is so much worse than women being forced to carry a pulsing alien being in their body for nine months.

No, men are the real villains here. An abortion kills one, two, six potential people at a time, but a vasectomy literally holocausts billions of them. (as does a hammy or a hummer)

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

…when my bunkmate was whacking on me down there…

whatwhomever's avatar

Gardenhire should consider a 48 hour waiting period between the time he thinks of something and the time he gives voice to that thought.

chicken thief's avatar

I agree with Gardenhire, men can go into an Abortionplex any ole' time and walk out baby free!

Nounverb911's avatar

Needs more Joni Ernst.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And remember kids... always spay or neuter your legislators!http://images.fanpop.com/im...

chicken thief's avatar

“I’m just asking that what’s good for the goose could be good for the gander.”

At which point all the men in the room burst out laughing uncontrollably.

Beowoof14's avatar

Sometimes, you just want to help the senator fix his problem with a placed kick in the nuts.

actor212's avatar

“I wanted to kind of walk Sen. Kyle through what a vasectomy is and what you have to go through to have one, having personal experience in that field,” Gardenhire said.

Excuse Senator Lawn Doctor, but not having your testicles descend is not the same thing as a vasectomy.

FauxAntocles's avatar

I had to call Planned Parenthood and schedule my vasectomy - it was a nightmare!