Professional cum-sock. Let's see what our favorite indicted, maybe criminal Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is up to today, is he being a total dick just for the sake of being a dick? Yep, looks like it: Female employees of religious nonprofits should not be given insurance coverage for birth control if their employers object to certain contraceptives on religious grounds, according to a brief filed at the U.S. Supreme Court by Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton.
I think I have an idea. They don't have to cover them but if she gets pregnant than they have to print the daddy's name in the local paper. Congrat Father opps.
Houston Baptist "University." I'm not surprised, though, that Baylor, the self-proclaimed greatest Baptist University in the world doesn't join the suit. I can personally testify that there's so much fucking going on on that campus, it would make the Pope's toes curl*. If their womyns didn't get the slut pills, the population of Waco would double every nine months. It's Texas, so increasing the Baptist population is not a result to be hoped for.
I thought that, too, at first, but then it dawned on me that it was nothing more than a creepy, lazy eye. Hmm. Wonder if it's because some type of "fluid" squirted into his eye?
She's a goblin girl, and she can gobble it all.
"Where did you get that suit?""Hey, if I tell you, then everyone will be dressing like this."
Does this mean bowling is more of a sport than golf because you can both drink alcohol and smoke while participating?
I think I have an idea. They don't have to cover them but if she gets pregnant than they have to print the daddy's name in the local paper. Congrat Father opps.
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"The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistolWhen they do the Bristol StompReally somethin' when the joint is jumpin'When they do the Bristol Stomp"
Houston Baptist "University." I'm not surprised, though, that Baylor, the self-proclaimed greatest Baptist University in the world doesn't join the suit. I can personally testify that there's so much fucking going on on that campus, it would make the Pope's toes curl*. If their womyns didn't get the slut pills, the population of Waco would double every nine months. It's Texas, so increasing the Baptist population is not a result to be hoped for.
*If the Baptists had a pope, that is.
I thought that, too, at first, but then it dawned on me that it was nothing more than a creepy, lazy eye. Hmm. Wonder if it's because some type of "fluid" squirted into his eye?
You are interfering with my religious freedom to impose my beliefs on you and your family.
I support that because my hymen is intact. I did the Bristol method.
They're almost 100% effective when used with penny-loafers.
He'd need to give someone 10 to even consider taking him to the laundry room.
i heard you can't smoke in prison these days - and i doubt anyone would give up their ho ho's for that twinkie
Followed quickly by "Sexy Womb-Goblin."
Also can reduce chances of cancer, and that's also very expensive.But who cares about free market when Jebus said, uh, implied something?
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