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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

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I'm getting a huge Hannibal Lecter-in-the-leather-face-mask vibe from these pics. Its like this douche is playing up the cartoon villain angle.

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Well, whilst Trump keeps downplaying the number of deaths, and the fact that the states have to take care of all this, the government placed orders for over 100,000 new body bags for coronavirus victims in April.Perhaps they are being personalised with Trump/Pence logos.

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I don't know man. I so want the perp walk. My evil wicked indefensibly awful fantasy is Ivanka getting Covid and suffering a painful death. She is the only person Trump even acknowledges as a human. I want him to bury her and feel the pain. Yes as Dennis Leary sings "I'm an Asshole".

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Damn! i'd nearly forgotten "preznit give me turkee"

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I hear you. I don't think even Ivanka dying could stir even a vaguely human impulse in Trump at this point, though. I don't even think he'd be intellectually capable of understanding the irony of his own demise from COVID-19 or be capable of feeling any empathy or regret if he's unable to breath due to the disease. He will, in all likelihood breathe his last breath blaming, oh, I don't know, if I had to guess, Obama.

Think Citizen Kane, except that is a really awful movie like Point Break remake, or Phantom Menace. And instead of "Rosebud", it'll be "Obama".

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Those masks are made of fucking neoprene. They'll be uncomfortable as hell to wear and won't do shit about the virus. The only reason Douchebeard can breathe at all is because so much air is getting through the fucking gaps around his nose and douchebeard, which...is the exact opposite of what protective masks are supposed to do.

Purely done to "own the Libs", with no protective value whatsoever, and unpleasant for the user. What a metaphor.

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Somebody should stand outside the rallies with signs that say "COVID-19 HOAX" and "MASKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!"

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"2nd best option is that he *almost* dies of COVID-19" and while he's on the respirator, Pence feels he has no choice but to use the 25th amendment at last, but then Trump comes back to consciousness long enough to get furious at Pence for this betrayal, and declares that he is not Vice President anymore, and is told he can't actually fire the VP but he won't believe it...

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There's an outfit that goes with this mask.

https://postmediacanoe.file...

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Um that mask looks like it's made of neoprene. And there are no breathing holes/valves. Fu***** Tosca ninjas.

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He looks as if he's wearing underwear on his face.

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My favorite response came from none other than Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill. He knows from power hungry autocrats who've turned away from everything good and decent in the galaxy.

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